View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4821  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    According to this site, the first nude scene was filmed in 1885, 10 years BEFORE the more "official" invention by the French Lumiere brothers, or Thomas Alva Edison. The famous inventor Edison mastered Peep Shows in 1880... I think it is fair to say that those men did not hesitate to eternalise human beauty (female beauty in particular), always according to the latest technical standards.

    Unfortunately, this helped little in solving jpahl's puzzle...
    According to some the first nude scene would be adam and eve
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  2. #4822  
    Morning all!

    Happy Valentine's Day, Chick! (I mean, it *is* all about you! )
  3. #4823  
    So did you all get the red roses for your loved ones?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  4. #4824  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I made it as far as the airport but then chickened out. Well, I am a chicken, you know
    Sigh - all the money wasted on a first class ticket... oh well, maybe next time!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  5. #4825  
    Lately in the cabin on the ski slope: Two tourists enter. I don't know their nationality, but they are really arrogant. They explain that they have lost their ski instructor, so the people ask them what his name was. "Hans", they reply.

    But there are at least six ski instructors with that name. So the two descibe his ski dress. The problem is, all instructors wear the same. Then, the tourists have a great idea: "We know what is speacial about him: he has TWO a--holes!"

    That's a big surprise for everybody of course. How do they know about that?

    "Easy", they reply, "when we came into the restaurant together with Hans earlier today, we heard somebody say 'look, there comes Hans with the two a--holes!'"
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #4826  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, the owner of a gun store hires ACD to work on Sundays. “I've got two piles of used 45-Magnums that I'm selling for my colleague JP. Each pile consists of 30 guns. The guns in the first pile are two for a dollar (cheap guns, I suppose). The other pile is a $1 for 3 guns. Do not put the money in the register but inside an old cigar box on my desk."
    After the first Sunday, Tulip arrives to his store and finds that all of the guns have been sold and there are $25 in the cigar box. The two-for-a-dollar guns sold for a total of $15, and the three-for-a-dollar guns sold for a total of $10.
    Next, JP asked Tulip to sell 60 more guns (don’t ask!…LOL). So Tulip tells ACD the same old instructions, but ACD says, "I noticed last week that people were taking two guns from one pile and three guns from another pile, so I decided that this week I'm going to sell 5 for $2."
    Tulip said, "Sounds great."
    However, on Monday, when Tulip opened the cigar box, he found $24 in there. Tulip yelled at ACD, "Hey Dragon-Breath, you're missing a dollar!"
    To which ACD said, "No, I sold all the guns, man."
    So Where's the missing dollar?
    I think it is about time that somebody from the other side of the Atlantic solves a puzzle!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  7. #4827  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, the owner of a gun store hires ACD to work on Sundays.
    Now that is interesting...
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    -Mark Twain
  8. #4828  
    off course there is no missing $, if there was something missing it would be € or £
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  9. #4829  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    I hope clulup has seen the TC news story on skiing and treos.
    Thanks for the hint! I also made very positive experiences with my Treo today. I am not using Pockettunes, but Realplayer because it is free and supports iTunes AAC format. Transferring files from iTunes to the Treo SD card works great (via a card reader) with RealPlayer.

    BTW, SharePod is a great App to have on your iPod, it allows you to extract music files very easily directly from an iPod onto any PC (don't know about Mac), which is useful for me because I don't have all my iTunes files on my laptop.

    I was also positively surprised by how long the battery lasts, listening to music on the Treo for two hours didn't use much battery at all, despite the cold conditions. Leaving the iPod at home while skiing and relying on the Treo alone for music is absolutely ok.

    Oooops, sorry, did I just go On-Topic?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #4830  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    There isn't a missing dollar - me and my free french saved it. A clue would be that the answer has a 6, a 12 and an 18 in it, but I'll leave the rest to our friends across the pond.
    Chick-Dance, aren't you worried that there aren't any answers to your puzzle ever from your side of the Atlantic?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
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    #4831  
    i think chick-dance is a hottie and if i was aflac dude id offer the limo at 4pm for sure!
    mt
  12. #4832  
    Quote Originally Posted by mtgmt
    i think chick-dance is a hottie and if i was aflac dude id offer the limo at 4pm for sure!
    mt
    "She's" really a fat 50 y/o guy that lives in Montana and raises sheep.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #4833  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    "She's" really a fat 50 y/o guy that lives in Montana and raises sheep.
    Montana? I didn't know it was Montana?! How did you find out?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #4834  
    You know what, Chick-Dance...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #4835  
    I have been doing some thinking...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #4836  
    Is being rich really that important?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  17. #4837  
    I think what is important is that I have got post #7000!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  18. #4838  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL
    How are you pilot? Have you done any "saving" lately?
    Funny you should ask, just the other night my current wife and I were...uh, never mind....

    I am well Chicken, thanks for askin'



    Hi to the rest of the regs...bizy bizy bizy
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  19. #4839  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Montana? I didn't know it was Montana?! How did you find out?
    He sent me a picture of him and the sheep and The Big Horn.....mountain of course.

    Clulup, you stayed up late to claim 7000!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #4840  
    Turn the light on?
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