View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4741  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Shoot, I missed it. Now it is back to farting in water avatar
    Seems more like champagne bobbles to me....
  2. #4742  
    CD, I read in this thread that you play chess. Here's an interesting article about Jennifer Shahade who is the best female chess player in the U.S. She's also cute.
  3. #4743  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What do you call a man with half a brain?
    *- Gifted.

    What is the thinnest book in the world?
    * - "What Men Know About Women"

    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    * - He's breathing.

    How can you tell if a man is happy?
    * - Who cares?

    What did God say after creating man?
    * - I can do better.

    Have a great weekend everyone!
    Why do women fake orgasms?
    * - They think we care.

    Just needed an excuse to say:

    I have my treo...I have my treo...treo 650...Cingular Treo...I have it now..
    too bad none of my treo 600 stuff transferred correctly....
    Oh well...time to do it manually.
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  4. #4744  
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairy Potter
    Seems more like champagne bobbles to me....
    Hmmm... can't be, the bubbles in champagne consist of carbon dioxide (CO2), which is heavier than air... the bubbles would not rise. Of course I refuse to believe in Oops' explanation , so there must be another cause unknown so far...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  5. #4745  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OK, I can't start the weekend without a baseball quotation:

    I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

    -Babe Ruth

    Happy weekend to all
    Interesting quote by Ruth. Can you tell us more about her?


    Happy weekend, to all of you!
    Hey, it's carnival this weekend in many parts of Switzerland!! Not quite like Rio de Janeiro, but fun nevertheless.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #4746  
    This has got to be the dumbest thread that went the longest mile because some dumb chick decided to tickle the fancies of a few hundred geeks!
    I have detailed files.
  7. #4747  
    Quote Originally Posted by Treominator
    This has got to be the dumbest thread that went the longest mile because some dumb chick decided to tickle the fancies of a few hundred geeks!
    Be nice ... you don't have to read this thread nor post to it. No name calling please.
  8. #4748  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ACD likes drivin'. So he gets in his car, which is facing north, and he drives it a mile and when he's done he is actually a mile south of where he started. He doesn't live in the north pole. How does he do it?
    Could you back-up a bit and restate the question? I might need to use a bit of reverse logic to solve this one...
  9. #4749  
    Probably my Canadian accent...
  10. #4750  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ACD likes drivin'. So he gets in his car, which is facing north, and he drives it a mile and when he's done he is actually a mile south of where he started. He doesn't live in the north pole. How does he do it?
    This happened to me once in the late 70's...but controlled substances were involved I think.........

    or........A very strong headwind?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #4751  
    ACD, concerning your new signature... I vote for you!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  12. #4752  
    Funny avatar, Chick!
  13. #4753  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Funny avatar, Chick!
    I like her avatar, too. Beautiful, big eyes, a direct, open look. One of the cutest she's posted so far!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #4754  
    Is that your natural eye color or are you wearing those colored contacts again?
    Palm III > HS Visor > Treo 600 > Treo 650 > Treo 750 > Treo Pro > PrePlus GSM

    "95% of all software issues are due to USER ERROR."
  15. #4755  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Thanks
    I even dyed my hair for the picture...
    Ah! I thought you were just going gray!
  16. #4756  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I also decided to grow hair on my….OMG, never mind…
    I think I’d rather not know that, ChickenNoodles...
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  17. #4757  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL... Although after reading a certain thread here on TC a minute ago, I think I am!
    Well, he did mostly do his Beatles stuff (and one James Bond theme, if I recall). But I am guessing you didn't see any of it live when it was first produced!

    ...if that is the thread to which you refer...
  18. #4758  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I also decided to grow hair on my….OMG, never mind…
    Your what?
  19. #4759  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I am speechless...
    Not so much, really....
  20. #4760  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL Not that one but the political one....
    Ah! I think it's better for my peace of mind to stay away from those!

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