View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4701  
    Was flipping through the channels the other night and caught a glimpse of a Tsunami relief forum on C-SPAN that featured world leaders including Tony Blair. It also had Bono from U2 who was talking about all the great help world leaders such as Clinton and Bush have been giving. So the moderator asks Bono, "What should world leaders be expected do? Say for example you were Tony Blair, the leader of England. What would you do for Tsunami relief?" Bono replied, "We Irish have been trying to accomplish for that for years!" Blair and Bono were sitting next to each other when he said it. They both got a good laugh and then shook hands. I thought it was just too hilarious.
    ROOTING for WebOS makes me more sympathetic to Cubs fans.
  2. #4702  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL But will men ever get it right?
    Get it right???? As long as we get it, we men don't really care about getting it right. That's for women to worry about, baby!.
    ROOTING for WebOS makes me more sympathetic to Cubs fans.
  3. #4703  
    how do chickens and mice get along?
    Palm III > HS Visor > Treo 600 > Treo 650 > Treo 750 > Treo Pro > PrePlus GSM

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  4. #4704  
    Let him go, peacefully.... (even if he does know the meaning of the word peacefully

    Begging your pardon, ma'am, just want to shout this to ACD:

    Hey, ACD, if you are still alive, couple of pilots looking for other pilots in this thread http://discuss.treocentral.com/showthread.php?t=71360

    Thanks CD.
  5. #4705  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ACD was diagnosed with a rare disease -- chronic laziness. If not treated, he's good as dead......
    Question: Is there a way for him to take the recommended dosage and save his life, or should he bite the dust peacefully in his NYC cabin?
    Ahh, ACD, don't worry, just give me a call, I'll have new pills sent to you from the local pharmacy!

    In case you can't do that - well, there is another way: just go to the kitchen and^
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #4706  
    Oops, post got cut off... Anyway, I'll PM you the solution, Chick-Dance!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  7. #4707  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    So suggestions for what should be number 9 on the list
    It could be "9. You google for the answer what number 9 used to be", or "9. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro."

    BTW, I did NOT google the answer for the last puzzle! In fact, it was easy to find the puzzle, but there was no answer!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  8. #4708  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Both Tulip and JP got the answer correctly and ACD gets to see another day (why would he want to is beyond me...). Good job guyz. A Victoria's Secret item is on its way to you. I only wore it once...
    It's sad PeterBrown with his shoe fetish isn't around on TC any more, you could have sent him one of your old shoes.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #4709  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ACD decides to recuperate at his remote NYC cabin...
    Ah ha! It's a trick question. There are no "nemote NYC cabins." ACD was hallucinating all along.
  10. #4710  
    Chicken,

    Let me see if I can summerize your question on the pills. I am supposed to be diagnosed with "chronic laziness". A "disease" with no ill effects other then getting fat and stupid in front of a TV...which, BTW, I haven't watched more then an hour of in the last week...American TV is just TOO STUPID!!arrgh....but I digress.

    So I have this fat disease and am given pills which, if taken improperly, will kill me. So I drop these pills and mess them up and now I have a choice... Lay on the couch for a night whilst I wait for clulup to send me new drugs or use my limited powers of deduction to figure out which is which..... with the small downside of killing myself if I goof up.

    I am reminded of the episode of the sitcom Taxi (now THAT was a TV show worth watching!) where Latka is trapped by a snowstorm in a taxi with an attractive woman. It's freezing cold and they are huddled up in the back of the cab....the women says, " we have to make love to stay warm or we will die." Latka (who at this point in the show is married to Simka) holds out his two hands like a balance and looks from one hand to the other weighing his options and says, "Sex.....Death......Sex......Death......" and then puts his hands down turns to the woman and says, "So tell me more about yourself."

    clulup, hook a brother up with some new pills and throw in a scrip for some viagra and some percacets...that way if I don't get lucky at the cabin I will have the percs to make it less painful.

    Mike, if you drive a hundred miles from NYC to the Northwest you can hear banjo music and people making piggy noises (obscure reference to the movie Deliverence )

    RonBo! Thanks for the info.

    I was in Oklahoma City, OK yesterday. What a dreary place that is. The terminal there is under construction and it reminded me of a third world airport terminal.... And the weather there sucks....it's cold and windy....and the city looks like the Rapture took place ahead of schedule..... But other then that I loved the place!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #4711  
    Damb I wanta drive that boat jphal! Do you think Ellen would let us take if for a spin for a week or so when she is done?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #4712  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    With your way with the ladies...... how will she be able to resist?

    Anyhow if you need a skipper let me know cos it would be such a blast being on one of those big cats
    Skipper? WTH would I need a Skipper for?


    I drive things a lot tougher then a boat! I mean I have Skippered a 23' O'Day on a lake in upstate New York! I think I am ready for the North Atlantic in December!

    I know all those nautical terms too! Mainsail, Jib, Jab all that stuff! Luff and Lee, Staysil, Gosil, Highsil, Lowsil! I have extensive experience with two of the trickier sailboats also! I have succesfully sailed both the Sunfish AND the Sailfish brand of boats! You ain't talkin' to no landlubber here!

    Skipper....pffft.

    Uh, one quick question...does that thing have a Centerboard? And how do you get it though the cabin?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #4713  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I was in Oklahoma City, OK yesterday. What a dreary place that is.
    ACD, still halucinating? First you say it's OK, then that it's a dreary place?

    Methinks Chick-Dance didn't forward the solution to you!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #4714  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    All this talk about boats, water and nautical terms make me seasick. Ouch. And frankly ACDragon, I think you not only need a skipper, you need some meds from Dr. Tulip in a hurry.
    What was he asking for in his post? Viala or something... however, sorry, I don't prescribe drugs, but maybe Cellmatrix or some other medical guy can help out.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #4715  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Everyone knows that ACD is an avid fisherman (this has nothing to do with fish, don’t worry…). Anyhow, he wants to take the city bus with his brand new fishing rod. (The number 13 bus, and it's 1:30 in the afternoon.) Unfortunately for ACD, the fishing rod is five feet long so the bus driver stops him as he attempts to board the bus and says, "Nope, you can't get on."
    "Why?" Asks ACD.
    “It’s a city ordinance, number 115a, that prohibits anyone from carrying stuff on the bus longer than 4 feet."
    “But how am I going to get home?"
    "I don’t give a cr@p” says the driver politely, “that fishing rod is too long!”
    And so poor ACD goes back to the store and the store manager says “Sorry, no returns after 15 minutes.”
    ACD then walks out and after a short pause he gets back to the store again, and within five minutes he's on the bus with the SAME fishing rod, and without altering it whatsoever!
    How does ACD do it?
    3 options:

    1. He wraps it in some paper (or something) so that it runs along the hypotenuse of a triangular package (or equivalent inside a rectangle).

    2. He hooks the line down by the reel and takes up line until the end of the rod is bent over 90 degrees.

    3. He breaths fire at the bus driver who decides an extra foot isn't work losing a head.
  16. #4716  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Everyone knows that ACD is an avid fisherman (this has nothing to do with fish, don’t worry…). Anyhow, he wants to take the city bus with his brand new fishing rod. (The number 13 bus, and it's 1:30 in the afternoon.) Unfortunately for ACD, the fishing rod is five feet long so the bus driver stops him as he attempts to board the bus and says, "Nope, you can't get on."
    "Why?" Asks ACD.
    “It’s a city ordinance, number 115a, that prohibits anyone from carrying stuff on the bus longer than 4 feet."
    “But how am I going to get home?"
    "I don’t give a cr@p” says the driver politely, “that fishing rod is too long!”
    And so poor ACD goes back to the store and the store manager says “Sorry, no returns after 15 minutes.”
    ACD then walks out and after a short pause he gets back to the store again, and within five minutes he's on the bus with the SAME fishing rod, and without altering it whatsoever!
    How does ACD do it?

    Easy!!!! It's a sporting good store. I bought a 44 Magnum from the store walked on the bus...pointed at the driver and then at the fishing rod and said in my best Clint Eastwood voice, "Okay Punk, how long is it now?" To which he replied, "uh, 2 feet, welcome aboard Sir."

    I thought this was gonna be a math question?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #4717  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Everyone knows that ACD is an avid fisherman (this has nothing to do with fish, don’t worry…). Anyhow, he wants to take the city bus with his brand new fishing rod. (The number 13 bus, and it's 1:30 in the afternoon.) Unfortunately for ACD, the fishing rod is five feet long so the bus driver stops him as he attempts to board the bus and says, "Nope, you can't get on."
    "Why?" Asks ACD.
    “It’s a city ordinance, number 115a, that prohibits anyone from carrying stuff on the bus longer than 4 feet."
    “But how am I going to get home?"
    "I don’t give a cr@p” says the driver politely, “that fishing rod is too long!”
    And so poor ACD goes back to the store and the store manager says “Sorry, no returns after 15 minutes.”
    ACD then walks out and after a short pause he gets back to the store again, and within five minutes he's on the bus with the SAME fishing rod, and without altering it whatsoever!
    How does ACD do it?
    Define "without altering it whatsoever". Was the rod not altered at all, or only not after he left the shop the second or third time? If a fishing rod is five feet long, then the same fishing rod will still be five feet long later if you "don't change it whatsoever" - or am I wrong here?

    Define "long": e.g. a rope has the same length regardless of how much it is bent. Does this also apply to your fishing rod?

    So if the length doesn't change, something at the bus end of the whole story is wrong... different bus, different driver? Hmm....

    Define "a city ordinance, number 115a, that prohibits anyone from carrying stuff on the bus longer than 4 feet."
    That's pretty weird syntax - the sentence could mean that it is not allowed to carry stuff on a bus which is longer than 4 feet...?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  18. #4718  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    No bending, no cutting, no nothing!

    Right. Say you have a package that is longer than 4 feet: You can't bring it on the bus. That is true for a fishing rod or a Treo.
    Hmm... no bending, etc., so the rod doesn't change and no carrying anything longer than five feet. Doesn't seem possible for me, unless the rules or the bus change, or the rules for "five feet long" are funny...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  19. #4719  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, Mike had the right idea thus my "Maybe" comment to his post. However, he wasn't clear or specific enough. I'm on my Treo so I can't quote him.
    Okay, okay, how about he places it diagonally in at 3'x4' box?

    Shessh these teachers are picky!
  20. #4720  
    Why don't I just hold it out the friggin' window?

    I still think I should just Bi#$h-Slap the driver with the pistol and tell him to roll....for that matter why the hell don't I take a cab? Why would I ride in a bus? I don't do buses. I think I would just call up a limo service and pick up some ladies and ...well....uh, go fishing!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite

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