View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4661  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Eat what? Oh, wait, you're a vegetarian. Never mind!
    Lol. was thinking the same thing..
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  2. #4662  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Hello ACD, it has been a while. I didn't even see you on MTDN lately (I just lurk there, I don't post). Where are you now? Still flying around the world saving VS's models?
    Hi Ooops! I am home at last......for a few days anyway.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  3. #4663  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Hello world. To date, Mr. ACD did not save me....
    Hi Muzie, If, in fact, the avatar CD posted one time with you in it, is in fact you, then Girl I don't think your on any endangered list....dangerous yes, endangered no. I am guessing you got a number of Knights standing in line...and knights and dragons don't get along....kinda like dragons and Chickens
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  4. #4664  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Eat what? Oh, wait, you're a vegetarian. Never mind!
    must....not......post.....will.....be......bannned..........
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #4665  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    tjd and Tulip: missed ya here, hope everything is well!
    Everything is very well, I just tend to spend weekends further away from a computer than the rest of the week. It doesn't mean I am not constantly thinking of you!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #4666  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Five married couples get together and shake hands. Couples don’t shake the hands of people they know nor their partner’s hands. ACD asks the group how many hands each person shook and they answered this way: person one shook 0 hands, person two 1, person three 2, and so on: 3,4,5,6,7, and 8. How many hands did ACD's wife shake?
    NONE!

    My current wife doesn't have time for shaking hands at these get-togethers. She is sent directly into the kitchen with the other women to prepare the food and drink for the men.

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #4667  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Gosh......LOL Too funny

    Hey Chicken. I will say this once and only once. If that's you in your avatar you are cute as a button! Where's the damn delete button?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  8. #4668  
    A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
    asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
    food shortage in the rest of the world?"
    The survey was a huge failure...
    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
    And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #4669  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Five married couples get together and shake hands. Couples don’t shake the hands of people they know nor their partner’s hands. ACD asks the group how many hands each person shook and they answered this way: person one shook 0 hands, person two 1, person three 2, and so on: 3,4,5,6,7, and 8. How many hands did ACD's wife shake?
    Assuming Mrs. ACD is the 10th person not mentioned in the group of people who shake hands 0 to 8 times, she shakes hands 4 times... correct?

    Here's some explanation, because I doubt Ms. Chicken would be happy with just "four" as an answer....
    Attached Files Attached Files
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #4670  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Five married couples get together and shake hands. Couples don’t shake the hands of people they know nor their partner’s hands. ACD asks the group how many hands each person shook and they answered this way: person one shook 0 hands, person two 1, person three 2, and so on: 3,4,5,6,7, and 8. How many hands did ACD's wife shake?
    Here's a follow-up question I discovered: How many times did ACD shake hands in the example above, and who is married with whom? Should be quite easy when looking at the table attached in the post above.


    P.S.: Nothing to do with your marriage, ACD, no reason to worry!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #4671  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Chick is going to recite to her class the numbers between 1 and 100, including perhaps 1 and 100.
    Chick will leave a space of about 8 seconds between each one. So, the first number she will give her class, for example, might be "3," then "4," then "28," then "52."
    When Chick is through reciting all the numbers but one, she's going to ask her class which one she left out.
    Her class can't use a pencil and paper or write anything down. When Chick is done she has given her class not a hundred numbers, but ninety-nine.
    Chick's class job is to tell her which one number she didn't give her class. How would her class solve this problem most efficiently?
    I think it would be most efficient of your class to ask for the help of somebody who knows about this kind of stuff? Is my answer correct?

    P.S.: 5050, 5047, 5043, 5015, 4963....?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  12. #4672  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Cool, thanks for adding more to this puzzle.
    My answer: The person who shakes hands four times... is married to another person who shakes hands four times, see diagram #7 attached. As for the rest of the married couples see my diagram #6 attached
    The couples are labelled a bit differently, but you are right of course!

    Maybe we have to stop now for a day or two with these mathematical brain teasers -
    Here's some math phobia...
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  13. #4673  
    Aren't Gary Larson comics among the greatest ever?

    Oh please, oh please...
    Transportation
    Hurry
    Evolution
    Mr. and Mrs. Ameba
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #4674  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It was, of course. a hypothetical question, sir And your answer (unfortunately) is correct. Kudos, man!
    You may send the prize for this puzzle and the one for the previous question in one delivery. That makes life much easier for you doesn't it? Ahhhh, I can hardly wait!!!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #4675  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    A picture of my Treo 650 is on its way to you. Enjoy!
    I guess the attractiveness of this prize greatly depends on who/what is in the background of the Treo 650. PM me if you need inspiration on how/where to place the Treo.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #4676  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Hmm, first cows, then sheep now goats......

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4216431.stm

    maybe we should all go vegetarian
    Naw, the risk of infection from cows/goats etc. seems to be low, and Mad Cow Disease seems to be under control now. Besides: Do you know how many people die of cancer due to toxic substances in plants? Like Aflatoxin, a strongly cancerogenous product of a fungus growing on stored cereals? VERY risky, those plants, don't trust them!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  17. #4677  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Chick is going to recite to her class the numbers between 1 and 100, including perhaps 1 and 100.
    Chick will leave a space of about 8 seconds between each one. So, the first number she will give her class, for example, might be "3," then "4," then "28," then "52."
    When Chick is through reciting all the numbers but one, she's going to ask her class which one she left out.
    Her class can't use a pencil and paper or write anything down. When Chick is done she has given her class not a hundred numbers, but ninety-nine.
    Chick's class job is to tell her which one number she didn't give her class. How would her class solve this problem most efficiently?
    Sorry to get into this so late. How do you define efficient? do the kids get a calculator? how many kids in the class? if there are more than 5 kids in the class, have each kid represent a group of 20 numbers, using their fingers and toes (if there are 10 kids, then 10 for each kid, using fingers only). I assume efficient also means 'minimal thinking'. Therefore, adding the numbers together and subtracting them from the expected sum is not as efficient as "taking a finger down".
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  18. #4678  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Spell-it-out right here, I am an open-minded person
    I'm not worried about you... but this is a US forum, I have to behave, liberalness and joie de vivre don't apply, sadly!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  19. #4679  
    My GSM 650 is on the FedEx truck! Should be here in the next couple hours, hooray!
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  20. #4680  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    Hmm, first cows, then sheep now goats......

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4216431.stm

    maybe we should all go vegetarian
    What the heck are you darn Europeans doing to your cows, sheep and goats to make them ALL go mad?!? Uh, oh.... nevermind... maybe I don't want to know. As clulup said this is US forum and we don't care for that type of "liberalness and joie de vivre" here!
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