View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4381  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    So, then, you know the Muffin Man, do you?!
    Yea, she knows him in the biblical sense.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #4382  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Yea, she knows him in the biblical sense.
    Really?!? I didn't know Chick was so religious. Especially about muffins.
  3. #4383  
    don't get me started on religion!
  4. #4384  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hum... Define "Know..."
    Could be several ways ... suffice it to say "as a pal" or "as a friend" perhaps not as a buddy!
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  5. #4385  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Since ACDragon's religion is FISH, I have decided to convert to Muffins.
    Hmmm ... if Muffin is the counterpart to Fish, I expect Mr. Dance could be disappointed!
  6. #4386  
    chick, you need to update your location
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  7.    #4387  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL I have been stuck in that limo for a while....
    Hey, when you're as big-time as the Aflac duck, you have a limo that you can spend years in.

    Quack.
  8. #4388  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    clairegrl, Chick, ACD, and jtd went bowling .. Chick said, “Let’s pit the ladies against the gentlemen, with the highest (total) score for every team winning.”
    clairegrl scored 18 less than ACD. Chick score was 16 less than twice clairegrl's. Chick outscored jtd by 21.
    If the total scored by the four bowlers was 529, who won the match (what was the final score)?
    First, I don't know who this jtd guy is, but he is moving in on my territory!

    Second, I know it's not a typo since I know no Chick could beat me in bowling!

    Third, how come Chick just happens to have the highest score???

    Here, folks are the results:

    clairegrl had a score of 94 and Chick had a score of 172 (doubtful ) for a combined total of 266.

    ACD had a score of 112 and that jtd guy had a score of 151 for a combined score of 263.

    263 + 266 = 529.

    So the chicks outscored the dudes. How predictable was that given the author of this question?
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  9. #4389  
    jpahl ... good going ... it took me a few moments to get this typed in, so you beat me to the punch. Good going!
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  10. #4390  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    I too like tjd's avatar - sounds like a winning business idea - how about it AFLACers?
    But... isn't that a business with a very long tradition?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #4391  
    Quite possibly the oldest!!!!
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  12. #4392  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Quite possibly the oldest!!!!


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  13. #4393  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I think I am missing the humor here... Help plz...
    Vice cops are in charge of prostitution matters..... not sure its super funny though.
  14. #4394  
    Are there any women on this thread?

    I want to start giving away my boxers and speedos.
  15. #4395  
    Quote Originally Posted by Longstrider
    Are there any women on this thread?

    I want to start giving away my boxers and speedos.
    Chick?... interested?

    WTF?
  16. #4396  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Please identify the (high-profile) women in the pictures bellow by thier names:
    1. __________________________
    2. __________________________
    3. __________________________
    4. __________________________

    Prizes are very special this time. Well, kinda special. Kinda-kinda special

    Uh, I don't know who they are, but they all should have spent more time at the dentist.

    Hey! I am in Vegas...anybody want me to gamble for them? I am currently accepting PayPal contributions to my gambling fund. I am very strong in Blackjack and only lose Everytime, as opposed to All The Time.

    Anybody seen any of the shows out here? They got some poof hair dude call Gans at the Mirage, they got Zumanity, which appears to involve nudity, and, of course, I am at the airport with no time to check them out. McCarren does have free WiFi though...which is very nice if your bored like hell!

    By the way Chicken, your bowling question is bogus. I don't bowl....at least not in the conventional sense. I prefer Chicken bowling. This is where you take a drugged chicken, tie it up so nothing sticks out and launch it down the alley to knock the pins over. DON"T get all indignant on me!! They love it!! They make the coolest sound sliding down the alley...it's like,,, "thump, BRAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK! CRASH!!!!!"

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #4397  
    Hey! I never admitted, uh, I mean, said, that I sucked at bowling!!

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #4398  
    Hey, Chicky, what's with the avatar? You being Coy? lol
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #4399  
    This is a very noisy airport!! The PA system is set up so that all the Blue haired ladies can hear it to...... Everytime they do a page it parts my hair!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #4400  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Well, I can read between the lines
    Well, I must say that my experience shows that you are the only one that can ...
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