View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #421  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    How comes you are sooo much more interested in Chick-Dance's kibbutz experience than in mine, hmmmm???
    Well, she's a pretty lady, that's why
    Actually clulup, I forgot about our long discussions and that you indeed mentioned your kibbutz experience. Sorry for neglecting you. I am very interested in BOTH experiences. I grew up in Israel and I am curious and interested to hear a variety of experiences. Not so much political stuff as we debated before, but real-life stories.
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  2. #422  
    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    Well, she's a pretty lady, that's why
    Actually clulup, I forgot about our long discussions and that you indeed mentioned your kibbutz experience. Sorry for neglecting you. I am very interested in BOTH experiences. I grew up in Israel and I am curious and interested to hear a variety of experiences. Not so much political stuff as we debated before, but real-life stories.
    Speaking about stereotypes, you guy see the picture of a pretty blonde lady, and you forget everything else right away ? MEN! Chick-Dance, watch out when you play golf with him, I wouldn't count on him remembering being married!

    Now about my kibbutz experience - I'm not really sure... am I allowed to talk sense in this thread or do we have to go somewhere else?
  3. #423  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Speaking about stereotypes, you guy see the picture of a pretty blonde lady, and you forget everything else right away ? MEN! Chick-Dance, watch out when you play golf with him, I wouldn't count on him remembering being married!
    Perhaps I smell a hint of jealousy my good friend?
    Admit it: You'd invite her too if you'd live here (turns out her cabin she mentioned is only two hours drive from here, and to get there she'll be landing at our airport). Besides, there's nothing wrong with happy-eyes, is there? I am happily married (to a beautiful Scandinavian woman, though not Danish ), and I am delighted to have Chick as a guess at our house.
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Now about my kibbutz experience - I'm not really sure... am I allowed to talk sense in this thread or do we have to go somewhere else?
    A suggestion: Perhaps you can write it as a word-document and attach it here. This way, anyone who's interested can read it, yet it won't be visible as posts are. Thanks.
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  4. #424  
    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    Perhaps I smell a hint of jealousy my good friend?
    You wish
    Admit it: You'd invite her too if you'd live here
    I do live here, and I did invite her - but I'm not going to tell you what for
    I am happily married
    Hey, it's ok, you don't have to mention it in EVERY post. You're not repeating it so that you don't forget, are you? .
    ...and I am delighted to have Chick as a guess at our house.
    Shouldn't it read "WE are delighted to have Chick as a guest"?
    A suggestion: Perhaps you can write it as a word-document and attach it here. This way, anyone who's interested can read it, yet it won't be visible as posts are. Thanks
    I will, but it's too late now...
  5. #425  
    Quote Originally Posted by murrayalex
    Now, can we get back to the name calling and sexual inuendo?



    Everybody who reads, or posts in this forum is dumb and stupid and their mother dresses them funny!!!!

    and

    whoo Baby! Is that your avatar bumping my margins over or are you happy to see me?




    In case anyone reading this REALLY IS dumb and stupid the foregoing was purely a joke and you, the reader, are a ROAD scholer and a fancy dressager.

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  6. #426  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Humm. OK. But it sure is better than a brain in the caboose, like ACD (unless it is just Chick's rumor, Dragon Friend). It must hurts him sitting
    HEY! I missed this one the first time around!! Who's team are you on Oops!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #427  
    ACD, Can you dispute the notion that your brain isn't in your caboose, 'cause I was under the impression that that's where most men keep them...
  8. #428  
    Just keeping this off topic thread on topic:

    "Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'" is still neck to neck with "You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram! ".... tied at 14 vs 14.
  9. #429  
    In adition to Clulups story...
    Science has proven that alcohol triggers Y-Chromosome deficiency..
    Lab tests have shown after a good supply of alcohol:
    -you cannot drive any more
    -you (can) get emotional
    -you start talking too much
    -you gain weight (body fat)
    -you refuse to admit you are wrong when you are




    /me starts running and puts on an asbestos suit
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  10. #430  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver

    Everybody who reads, or posts in this forum is dumb and stupid and their mother dresses them funny!!!!
    Did you just call me dumb and stupid You want a jello fight?
  11. #431  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    In adition to Clulups story...
    Science has proven that alcohol triggers Y-Chromosome deficiency..
    Lab tests have shown after a good supply of alcohol:
    -you cannot drive any more
    -you (can) get emotional
    -you start talking too much
    -you gain weight (body fat)
    -you refuse to admit you are wrong when you are




    /me starts running and puts on an asbestos suit
    Oh, oh, I think you just earned the ire of grrl and Alli!!! watch out!!
  12. #432  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Oh, oh, I think you just earned the ire of grrl and Alli!!! watch out!!
    Does that mean I can join the jello fight?
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    Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
  13. #433  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    "Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
    Didn't get to bed last night
    Oh, the way the paper bag was on my knee
    Man, I had a dreadful flight
    I'm back in the USSR
    You don't know how lucky you are, boy
    Back in the USSR, yeah..."
    -The Beatles

    I am actually back in NYC And I am cautiously-optimistic to see how this silly thread has changed it's attire.
    I post this question as I read some of the latest posts: What goggles should I wear on Friday night when I meet with AFLAC? Gosh, I need a large doze of my iPod right now...
    - I don't get this ipod malarkey, I've never felt the need to have 5000 songs at my disposal...I tend to listen to just 2/3 cd's for a while, then change to another 2/3 cd's etc etc...still I'm glad to see apple doing well with the thing..how many of you ipod owners also have macs at home ?? God, I've just made myself sound like a real old fuddy duddy...."ooohhhh I don't understand this modern technology"
  14. #434  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    "Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
    Didn't get to bed last night
    Oh, the way the paper bag was on my knee
    Man, I had a dreadful flight
    I'm back in the USSR
    You don't know how lucky you are, boy
    Back in the USSR, yeah..."
    -The Beatles

    I am actually back in NYC And I am cautiously-optimistic to see how this silly thread has changed it's attire.
    I post this question as I read some of the latest posts: What goggles should I wear on Friday night when I meet with AFLAC? Gosh, I need a large doze of my iPod right now...
    Got to be brass goggles, you'll be irresistable to anyone with half a brain. (You can read that how you like )
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    Animo et Fide
  15. #435  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    ACD, Can you dispute the notion that your brain isn't in your caboose, 'cause I was under the impression that that's where most men keep them...
    Personally I think many men would agree that on more then one occasion their brains have been located "front and center".

    I, being and intlelectualer type porson and above those more base instincts, have never had this happen.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  16. #436  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    In adition to Clulups story...
    Science has proven that alcohol triggers Y-Chromosome deficiency..
    Lab tests have shown after a good supply of alcohol:
    -you cannot drive any more
    -you (can) get emotional
    -you start talking too much
    -you gain weight (body fat)
    -you refuse to admit you are wrong when you are




    /me starts running and puts on an asbestos suit

    Looks like another closed casket ceremony.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #437  
    Quote Originally Posted by murrayalex
    - I don't get this ipod malarkey, I've never felt the need to have 5000 songs at my disposal...I tend to listen to just 2/3 cd's for a while, then change to another 2/3 cd's etc etc...still I'm glad to see apple doing well with the thing..how many of you ipod owners also have macs at home ?? God, I've just made myself sound like a real old fuddy duddy...."ooohhhh I don't understand this modern technology"

    Hey Gramps! You don't have to hit the "return key" on your computer when you get to the end of a line to start a new line. It will do that by itself.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #438  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    Does that mean I can join the jello fight?
    Uh, sorry, my kiddie pool with the lime jello has a very very long and exculusive list for entry. Now I am able to move you forward in the list quite a bit due to your God-like powers here on the forum.

    However Jello Protocal still has you well behind Ooops....and no one really wants to get back into the pool after Ooops because of the nasty rumor surrounding the date that he last changed his undies.

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #439  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Did you just call me dumb and stupid You want a jello fight?
    You Sir, Are and *****. And it takes one to know one.

    No, wait, erase that second part, <<<<<<scrubbing furiusosly on laptap screen with eraser (or rubber as Hat would have you say)

    Dambit, how do you erase these words! murrayalex you told me this would work!!

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #440  
    I am seriously considering hiring Muziek, that New Yorkish gitarist-lawyer, to represent me in a lawsuit against Chick-Nuggets. I paid Chick something in a vicinity of $999.99 dollars for juicy information about herself, and she gave me bogus information, like dating Bill Clinton.
    I am asking this thread-goers at-large: Donít you think she ought to refund my money?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard

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