View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4281  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    BTW, send me a case of Petite Syrah from Napa, will ya?
    I got that once in Indonesia....just have the doctor give you 3 sets of 100ml of penicillian and it will clear up in no time.....uh, refrain from "fishing" for two months.
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  2. #4282  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I got that once in Indonesia....just have the doctor give you 3 sets of 100ml of penicillian and it will clear up in no time.....uh, refrain from "fishing" for two months.
    LOL What about chumming?
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  3. #4283  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Happy Holidays to all on this Thread. You have all made me smile and laugh this year and for that I thank you very much. May all your Holiday wishes come true....(and yes, even Chickens.)
    Same to you, ACD, and to the rest of the guys and gals of TC!
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  4. #4284  
    Merry Christmas friends...and a Happy New Year!
  5.    #4285  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    And, BTW, it is -25F windshield in Minneapolis today...OMG!
    That's a cold windshield. I wonder how the windchill is.
  6. #4286  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL Fishing is OVERRATING anyhow!
    Who says? It depends ...
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  7. #4287  
    Once again, it's time to review the winners of the Annual Stella Awards.

    The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself & successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

    6th place

    19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 & medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.

    5th place

    Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not reenter the house because the door connecting the house & garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation & Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found & a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the house owners insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

    4th place

    Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 & medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

    3rd place

    A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink & broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. (Chick, is this you? )

    2nd place

    Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor & knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 & dental expenses.

    1st place

    This year's winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph & calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the Motor Home left the freeway, crashed & then overturned.

    Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him,by reading the owner's manual, that he actually could not do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
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  8. #4288  
    Quote Originally Posted by KRamsauer
    That's a cold windshield. I wonder how the windchill is.
    Talk about a cold windshield

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  9. #4289  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Once again, it's time to review the winners of the Annual Stella Awards.

    The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself & successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.
    LOL - funny cases! In defense of the US law system: luckily, they are not really real (Se non e vero, e ben trovato, giusto?)!

    The real 2003 awards can be found here.
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  10. #4290  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Your father is 100% correct A nice gif is on his way....
    My answer, based on what my parents do, is "d." They walk a lot.[/QUOTE]
    Send me the gif for review, I wouldn't want any heart problems to suddenly arise. Once it's reviewed, I'll give the ok to send it to DZ.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL I doubt sex is a "popular sports activity."
    What????? It's the best cardio you can get!
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  11. #4291  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    You are too young, sorry
    At heart maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    For people over 65? They'll drop dead!
    (Besides, how would I know?....)
    Then why do doctors prescribe it as exercise after a heart attack? Oh, wait, wrong thread ...
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  12. #4292  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
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    This isn't advertising -- it's begging!!!!
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  13. #4293  
    What phrase is represented by the following?

    Look kool XtXhXeXrXoXaXdX
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  14. #4294  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Look both ways before crossing the road.
    Very good, add 10 points to your total Ms. Chick Dance.
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  15. #4295  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Very good, add 10 points to your total Ms. Chick Dance.
    O'comon now Mr. Crowe. I whispered the answer to the Chicken's ear. I am the one one who deserves the 10 points. And a bucket of KFC for lunch
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  16. #4296  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I will give you one of my points, Kitten, in the spirit of the holidays
    That's OK, Chick, I'll give him 10 points and you can keep your 10. Merry Christmas to both of you.

    Woo-hoo ... 2,000
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  17. #4297  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    2000! You are gonna catch up with me Floridian Man....
    Doubtful, very doubtful. But I saved #2,000 to reply to one of your posts, since you are the queen of the this forum!!! Oh, and, as you have reminded all of us so often ... it is always about you.
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  18. #4298  
    I aim to please ... you aim too, please.
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  19. #4299  
    Saw it in a men's room somewhere.
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  20. #4300  
    The 2 of you need to get your own thread. Something in the nature of Aflac2?
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