View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #4001  
    How about 13 pieces with 3 cuts?
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  2. #4002  
    Quote Originally Posted by Big_OTR_Fan
    How about 13 pieces with 3 cuts?
    No, 12 with 3!
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  3. #4003  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Don’t be silly. I was invited to ‘Unfortunate events’ opening night and I will be wearing this dress for the occasion...
    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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  4. #4004  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    He told about the movie in his Jacuzzi last night
    Were they jacuzzi bubbles or "natural" bubbles?
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  5. #4005  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hum... No!
    I'll Guido and Luigi pay you a visit for our share of the vig!
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  6. #4006  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    My answer is attached. I get to keep the villa!
    The villa comes back as you only used two cuts and the problem specifically said three straight cuts!
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  7. #4007  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Two are BETTER than three! The villa stays with me
    Depends on what we are talking about --

    Oreo's: three is better than 2.
    Hitting on 17: 3 is better than 2.
    Baseball: a count of 3-2 is better than 2-3.
    Single Malt Scotch: 3 fingers is better than 2 fingers.
    Baseball 2: 3 base hit is better than 2 base hit.
    Socks: two is better than 3.

    The instructions were to use THREE cuts, not two, dear. Unless of course you are into socks.
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  8. #4008  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Actually my answer does show three cuts (only 2 are pictured).
    Actually, unless my reading abilities have seriously degraded, the diagram says: "first cut" and "second cut." I see none labelled "third cut."
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  9. #4009  
    New Puzzle:

    tjd414 and Oops see each other at a PalmOne convention:

    "How are you doing tjd414?" asks Oops. "How are your kids?".
    "They are good. I have three now" says tjd414.
    "That's Great!, How old are they now?" asks Oops.
    "Well, if you multiply their ages, the result is 36". says tjd414.
    Oops looks confused...
    "Oh, and if you add their ages, you get the number of treos I just bought". says tjd414
    Oops looks at tjd414's bag and counts the number of treos.
    "I'm sorry tjd414, but I can't figure this out", Says Oops.
    "Oh..I forgot to tell you, my oldest son has a huge crush on Chick-Dance", Says tjd414.

    Oops tells tjd414 the ages of his kids.

    Hint: Ages are whole numbers, rounding to the nearest year.
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  10. #4010  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    New Puzzle:

    tjd414 and Oops see each other at a PalmOne convention:

    "How are you doing tjd414?" asks Oops. "How are your kids?".
    "They are good. I have three now" says tjd414.
    "That's Great!, How old are they now?" asks Oops.
    "Well, if you multiply their ages, the result is 36". says tjd414.
    Oops looks confused...
    "Oh, and if you add their ages, you get the number of treos I just bought". says tjd414
    Oops looks at tjd414's bag and counts the number of treos.
    "I'm sorry tjd414, but I can't figure this out", Says Oops.
    "Oh..I forgot to tell you, my oldest son has a huge crush on Chick-Dance", Says tjd414.

    Oops tells tjd414 the ages of his kids.

    Hint: Ages are whole numbers, rounding to the nearest year.
    Twins, age 3 and a 4 year old.
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  11. #4011  
    I need the 10 treos for my business.
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  12. #4012  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Read it carefully: “You then line these up on the table and cut horizontally through them all, and you get 12 pieces,” after the second cut!
    Say it with me --

    Three cuts
    Three cuts
    Three cuts

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  13. #4013  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Twins, age 3 and a 4 year old.
    on the right track, but no. Remember, he could ONLY figure it out AFTER
    he found out that the oldest had a crush on Chick-Dance.
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  14. #4014  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Say it with me --

    Three cuts
    Three cuts
    Three cuts

    cut the donut in half, like splitting a bagel.
    Cut along the outside edge of the donut, creating a curved cut (didn't say it had to be straight).
    Repeat the same for the other side: Kind of like:
    (bagel cut not shown)
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  15. #4015  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    on the right track, but no. Remember, he could ONLY figure it out AFTER
    he found out that the oldest had a crush on Chick-Dance.
    If I was 4, I'd have a crush on Chick!
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  16. #4016  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    cut the donut in half, like splitting a bagel.
    Cut along the outside edge of the donut, creating a curved cut (didn't say it had to be straight).
    Repeat the same for the other side: Kind of like:
    (middle cut not shown)
    The problem said three straight cuts.

    But you are close ... sort of.
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  17. #4017  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    The problem said three straight cuts.

    But you are close ... sort of.
    argh! I ran out of donuts here at the office. Just chopping them away..
    still no luck, though and people are getting mad I'm using the paper cutter.

    Will work on this some more.
    Remember: You are an unique, individual person...just like everyone else
  18. #4018  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    New Puzzle:

    tjd414 and Oops see each other at a PalmOne convention:

    "How are you doing tjd414?" asks Oops. "How are your kids?".
    "They are good. I have three now" says tjd414.
    "That's Great!, How old are they now?" asks Oops.
    "Well, if you multiply their ages, the result is 36". says tjd414.
    Oops looks confused...
    "Oh, and if you add their ages, you get the number of treos I just bought". says tjd414
    Oops looks at tjd414's bag and counts the number of treos.
    "I'm sorry tjd414, but I can't figure this out", Says Oops.
    "Oh..I forgot to tell you, my oldest son has a huge crush on Chick-Dance", Says tjd414.

    Oops tells tjd414 the ages of his kids.

    Hint: Ages are whole numbers, rounding to the nearest year.
    2, 2, 9 You need a lot of Treos, tjd!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  19. #4019  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    argh! I ran out of donuts here at the office. Just chopping them away..
    still no luck, though and people are getting mad I'm using the paper cutter.

    Will work on this some more.
    I think you and tjd get far too distracted by Chicken in dresses!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  20. #4020  
    Hey Chick,

    Those dresses are real eye openers! But where are you going to carry your new 650?

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