View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3981  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    either version of "save" she might be right!
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  2. #3982  
    I love Niagara Falls, Canada side. Kids in the Hall, John Candy. Shania Twain....
    Canada also has its bad sides...Celine Dion (my wife loves, I hate)...Snow (remember the reggae song, informer?).
    Every time I went to Toronto, however, it was bad news. I had to fire someone once, and close an office another. Not too nice of an experience...
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  3. #3983  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    I love Niagara Falls, Canada side. Kids in the Hall, John Candy. Shania Twain....
    Canada also has its bad sides...Celine Dion (my wife loves, I hate)...Snow (remember the reggae song, informer?).
    Every time I went to Toronto, however, it was bad news. I had to fire someone once, and close an office another. Not too nice of an experience...
    Need to change your avatar to a hatchet man!
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  4. #3984  
    No charge. Chick says "Pizza is on the house boys, ENJOY!!!"
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    #3985  
    Are you kidding me?!?! A 274 page thread since last spring?? Very impressive, Chick Dance.
  6. #3986  
    So, where have you been since last December?
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  7. #3987  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, ACD, and tjd are eating a pizza at Chick’s Pizza House.
    tjd said, "Friends, I can only pay $2.40."
    Tulip said, "Thank goodness, I can afford to pay my fair share."
    ACD said, "Don't worry, tjd. I'll pay the remaining 40% of the cost."
    How much did Chick’s pizza cost?
    Assuming they all ate equal amounts of pizza (which probably means the pizza was square, since it makes it easier to cut), the pizza was $9.00.
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  8. #3988  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, ACD, and tjd are eating a pizza at Chick’s Pizza House.
    tjd said, "Friends, I can only pay $2.40."
    Tulip said, "Thank goodness, I can afford to pay my fair share."
    ACD said, "Don't worry, tjd. I'll pay the remaining 40% of the cost."
    How much did Chick’s pizza cost?
    What if Tulip thought his fair share was $0?
    What if $2.40 was more than my fair share?

    But since we bowed to you in adulation and kept saying "We're not worthy!" you decided to give us a few free beers (or bottles of vino in my case) and wiped out the bill with one wave of your new black dress!
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  9. #3989  
    Quote Originally Posted by KypDurron
    Assuming they all ate equal amounts of pizza (which probably means the pizza was square, since it makes it easier to cut), the pizza was $9.00.
    I second that! $9.00
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    #3990  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    So, where have you been since last December?

    Not monitering this thread, I guess. Maybe I'll check back again in the summer to see how it's progressing
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    #3991  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Naw… Hibernating is good for bears not for TC members. Stay with us and have fun here…

    How does one say no to an avatar like that? I'm not sure one does.
    You're not one of those posers like the lady's on those late night TV ads looking for "hot phone action" and then turn out to be a 50 year old bored housewife? If so, the illusion is painfully shattered.
  12. #3992  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Tulip, ACD, and tjd are eating a pizza at Chick’s Pizza House.
    tjd said, "Friends, I can only pay $2.40."
    Tulip said, "Thank goodness, I can afford to pay my fair share."
    ACD said, "Don't worry, tjd. I'll pay the remaining 40% of the cost."
    How much did Chick’s pizza cost?
    $9? Are you kidding? Can't you see this is a trick question? I mean, would I say "thank goodness?"

    Besides, as far as I remember I can pay in inches...
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  13. #3993  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    $9? Are you kidding? Can't you see this is a trick question? I mean, would I say "thank goodness?"

    Besides, as far as I remember I can pay in inches...

    Fish Inches?
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  14. #3994  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It's official: The Italian villa is mine after I won it from tjd (details upon request only!). Yea!!!
    Ut-Oh!
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  15. #3995  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It's official: The Italian villa is mine after I won it from tjd (details upon request only!). Yea!!!
    OK ChickenNoodles, I am requesting details
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  16. #3996  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    OK ChickenNoodles, I am requesting details
    They're gory and sickening ... you don't even want to know, trust me.
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  17. #3997  
    Can I have my villa back, now, please?
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  18. #3998  
    You have one regular glazed donut (no Homer jokes, please).

    Making three straight cuts ... cut the donut into 12 pieces.

    Got it from a 7th Grade math book ...
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    #3999  
    Chick Dance,

    Check this out....the duck is making his Hollywood debut

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6656556/
  20. #4000  
    Quote Originally Posted by jasparks
    Chick Dance,

    Check this out....the duck is making his Hollywood debut

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6656556/
    Gonna have some competition now, Chickie!!!
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