View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #21  
    Is this thread a good sample of how Americans chat in the real world?
  2. #22  
    ACDriver, I was on your side on this issue all the way, but I noticed a frightening trend recently: The Chick is outwitting you. Even Alli is on her side (she called you jealous!). So, as I see it, you have two viable choices.
    1). Follow moose's “Dead or Alive” scenario.
    2). Character-assassination route. It works well in politics. You know, make her look bad, sleazy, anything!
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  3. #23  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I wish I had written this...priceless! WTG EdK!

    I will not engage with Chicky in a tit for tat dialouge on this issue. I will however cause all who read this to lay awake at night with this horrible vision in their minds. I don't wear PJ's. They snag my tail.
    Oh
    My
    God.

    And I waited until after 10:00 to read this thread. Now it's too close to bedtime to go out and get drunk and rip that image from my mind. It's gonna be a long sleepless night. I can see that coming.
  4. #24  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mol
    Is this thread a good sample of how Americans chat in the real world?
    Nothing to snortle about, Mol. At least nobody has asked me to ban the US from the chat room where I hang out. Italy has already been banned, and the requests to do the same to the Netherlands are getting too numerous to ignore now. <sigh>
  5. #25  
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoozer
    ACDriver, I was on your side on this issue all the way, but I noticed a frightening trend recently: The Chick is outwitting you. Even Alli is on her side (she called you jealous!). So, as I see it, you have two viable choices.
    1). Follow moose's “Dead or Alive” scenario.
    2). Character-assassination route. It works well in politics. You know, make her look bad, sleazy, anything!
    She's dating the duck - how much sleazier can you get?! (Sorry Chick.)

    I like the Dead or Alive scenario. It works well for ex-husbands too.
  6. #26  
    Hey, Chick, Geko the mascot from the Gi.... Ins. co. wants to ask if you're available to go dancing. He saw your dance in your avatar and he says that's a geko dance.

    He figures you will make a great dance partner!
  7. #27  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Geckos remind me of dragons too much. You know
    Gecko is different. He is good looking, much more your height. No flames from the mouth and very gentle, although slippery.
  8. #28  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Better looking: That sounds so refreshing. Yet, most creatures are better looking than dragons

    Tell me what would be better then this?...I mean really?...http://www.draconic.com/images/whelan/drgflite.jpg

    THIS?!! http://www.pbase.com/image/28468874

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #29  
    sounds like you have all been at the drambuie..!!! especially the 2 ladies !!
  10. #30  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Well, well, well genius-flying-lizard. I have you know that 98% of my head is brain! Why do you think chickens get migraine headaches?
    This thread is Priceless
  11. #31  
    Chick, any updates to this thread? Its a long weekend. What's you and Clyde (AFLAC) plans?
  12. #32  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Chick, any updates to this thread? Its a long weekend. What's you and Clyde (AFLAC) plans?
    I think the retarded duck may have discovered that Chick is really a rooster.

    Man I wish I could use the joke about him finding out she had........

    Do you know when chickens eat food off the ground they peck at it? LOL
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #33  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I think the retarded duck may have discovered that Chick is really a rooster.

    Man I wish I could use the joke about him finding out she had........

    Do you know when chickens eat food off the ground they peck at it? LOL
    I think Chick is on a long weekend vacation, didn't even bothered to bring the Treo. Or maybe the Treo fell into the water....
  14. #34  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    I think Chick is on a long weekend vacation, didn't even bothered to bring the Treo. Or maybe the Treo fell into the water....

    Yea, and she didn't have another pair of goggles for her Treo. <smirk>
  15. #35  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL (to all of the above). A quick update: AFLAC had a mild heart-attack in the whirlpool (he's OK and recovering quite nicely). I knew I should have taken it easy with him, but sometimes I have too much energy, you know. I took with me this weekend a psychedelic goggles, the kind you see dragons when you stare at a duck, you know... And boy did he look delicious!
    (A note to the Green Giant: I ain't no rooster thank goodness. My cerebral cortex is much thicker, ya know!)
    I wonder if you point that goggles towards AC, would you see a rooster?
  16. #36  
    A mild heart attack? Isn't that like a close call with a nuclear weapon? Or almost being pregnant? That old bird must be alternating nitro and viagra pills like some people eat tic tacs.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #37  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL. (And his last words, if my memory serves, before being rushed into the ambulance were: "Dragon-Schmegron." I wonder what he meant...)
    Schmegron? Isn't the that stuff between a dragons toe's when he steps on ducks?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #38  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Schmegron? Isn't the that stuff between a dragons toe's when he steps on ducks?
    This is classic! LOL
  19. #39  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mol
    Is this thread a good sample of how Americans chat in the real world?
    which world are you frum?
  20. #40  
    Quote Originally Posted by broberob
    which world are you frum?
    Mol is from (frum?) the other side of the world! He's French or Dutch, whichever.

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