View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3901  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Let me guess. Her bet was 12 inch...
    I think that a fish of that size would be considered assault with a deadly weapon.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #3902  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Let me guess. Her bet was 12 inch...
    Under a 600X microscope?
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  3. #3903  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Under a 600X microscope?
    I was thinking more like a telescope...
    OK Chicken, enough hiding from us – where are you?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  4. #3904  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I think that a fish of that size would be considered assault with a deadly weapon.
    Funny. So tell us more about the bet
  5. #3905  
    One explanation for Chick’s whereabouts…
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  6. #3906  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    One of my favorite posts to date... Golly
    I'm glad you liked it!
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  7. #3907  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    More like WMD!
    LOL
    Hey, welcome back ChickenNoodles, you were missed!
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  8. #3908  
    I came across some Mae West quotes.... quite funny. Here are some I dare quoting:

    "A hard man is good to find"

    "I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better"

    "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain"


    Here's one I didn't dare quoting :

    "Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #3909  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I don’t get it. Can you explain?..
    Sure: A good hand means having good cards (in Bridge).
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #3910  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Prizes are available upon request
    12. I herewith request the prize.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #3911  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    12 inches?
    Can you show how you have arrived to 12?.....
    I didn't say 12 inches, it is just 12 (unspecified units). Why do you always think of 12 inches?

    The problem can be solved by sequentially using using Pytagoras' theorem, Euklid's theorem, and the altitude theorem. Or - and this way is the fastest - Google's search algorithm.

    So, ready to send the prize?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  12. #3912  
    This would mean that the short side is 2.4 since the long side is 5. Are you sure about the answer of 12?
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  13. #3913  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    thats ok - I'll take his half of the prize as well!
    I am truly sorry for what I am about to say..........

    So, if you get your half of Chicken's prize, and clulups half of Chicken's prize....does that mean you get the whole?

    Some days I am ashamed to be me.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #3914  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I am not sure Tulip's wife will go for it
    What would half a French maid be good for anyway?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #3915  
    ChickenNoodles, what's with the avatar? Barbie had gone ganging? Knowing you I know you are not promoting smoking and guns…. lol
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  16. #3916  
    Quote Originally Posted by jpahl
    neat - answer to 2nd one is shapes aren't quite triangles as the long side bends out/in a bit
    Sizes and shapes are exactly the same. They have been rearranged. The yellow triangle has been slid to the left, the red triangle has been moved to the top and the dk green triangle has been moved to the left.

    These changes create the hole illustrated.

    Send my prize, please.

    Of course, since I have about 8 prizes on account with you ... I won't hold my breath.
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  17. #3917  
    Way to take the hint on the avatar, Chick!
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  18. #3918  
    Ya, mon!
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  19. #3919  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I didn't do it!....

    Looks like a snake. I think. I don't know....
    It's for ganja, mon!

    You're from NYC, thought you may have picked that up!!
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  20. #3920  
    Me, either -- I'm high on life!
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