View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3681  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    2. Who is credited with founding the modern Olympic Games?
    Theodore Roosevelt
    Baron Pierre de Coubertin
    Archduke Franz Ferdinand
    Olympia Dukakis
    B

    3. What year was the first Modern Olympics held?
    1896
    1900
    1917
    1924
    A

    4. Which sport was not featured in the first Modern Olympic Games?
    Cycling
    Shooting
    Fencing
    Archery
    a?

    why do the questions start at 2?
    Animo et Fide
  2. #3682  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    B


    A


    a?

    why do the questions start at 2?
    Chickens can't count. In fact they have no ability with numbers. This is due to the fact that all of their adult lives they are shown fish that are 4 inches long and told that the fish is really 10 inches long....
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  3. #3683  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Chickens can't count. In fact they have no ability with numbers.
    True!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  4. #3684  
    However...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  5. #3685  
    Speaking about counting...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #3686  
    This is post 5000!!!!!



    I made it AGAIN

    And yes, Chick-Dance, also this millenium post is dedicated to you - we are not going to start anything new after 5000 posts, are we?
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    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  7. #3687  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Seriously, though: How do you always get to post the 1000th, 2000th, 3000th, and 5000th posts? How do you do it?
    That's not easy to explain - I think it must be a mixture of alertness, responsivity, total focus, intuition, the ability to react at lightning speed... to name only a few.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  8. #3688  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    But all of the above "qualities" are typically women's...
    So you are trying to say I am female or what?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #3689  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    So you are trying to say I am female or what?
    The way I see it, there’s only one way you can prove to us that you are not female. FISH!
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  10. #3690  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    lightning speed...
    Are you sure this is something you want to which you wish to admit?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  11. #3691  
    lightning... rod, maybe?
    Animo et Fide
  12. #3692  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    You know what follows lightning....
    Hey clulup, that thunder I hear ... is that snoring?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  13. #3693  
    Well, girl, finish the thought ...
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  14. #3694  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    traf?
    LOL

    !Ruoy a ynnuf lrig nekcihC

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  15. #3695  
    My, my, dear friends, methinks we have to raise the level of this exchange a bit! Unfortunately, nothing comes to my mind right now that could serve this purpose...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #3696  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    My, my, dear friends, methinks we have to raise the level of this exchange a bit! Unfortunately, nothing comes to my mind right now that could serve this purpose...
    Did you know that when you ice skate your actually skating on water and not ice?


    How was that clulup?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #3697  
    Glaciers move on water too...
    Animo et Fide
  18. #3698  
    What do American beer and being intimate in a canoe have in common?

    Both are (insert explicative describing very intimate action) near to water.

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #3699  
    Welcome back to the Gutter.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #3700  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    dna uoy era oot.....
    I ma ton a lrig!!! I evah a hsif!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite

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