View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3441  
    Boy oh boy oh boy ... do you guys assume a lot! Since I did reside in Germany for several years, I am quite familiar with certain quirks of European society ...

    First,
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    They all run around topless there. And when they do wear ****s they don't wear bra's.
    I know, I know ... (appropriate smiles, don't you think? )


    Second,
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick Dance
    But I am sure you have plenty of virgins for him to save!
    Well, not likely if you are anxious to avoid the "house of many doors."


    Third,
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick Dance
    I am moving to SwissLand then
    I have 2 seats reserved for us, Upper Class, on Virgin Air. Dress appropriately, i.e. as ACD suggests!


    Fourth,
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    As if we needed that kind of stuff from the prudish US of A...
    That's why we are coming over. That and the fact GW was elected.


    Finally,
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    You are welcome any time!
    I trust I am as well!
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  2. #3442  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    I trust I am as well!
    Of course!

    Hey, did you know this joke:

    I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!



    (It's about a blonde man, by the way, just to avoid any confusion!)
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  3. #3443  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What's appropriate on Virgin air?
    What a question... a chastity belt of course!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  4. #3444  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What's appropriate on Virgin air?
    AC Driver said it best:

    Quote Originally Posted by AC Driver
    They all run around topless there. And when they do wear ****s they don't wear bra's
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  5. #3445  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    AC Driver said it best:
    Huh? Whad I say? huh? Who? me? I didn't say nothing, I was sleeping.......
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  6. #3446  
    Hello friends! I was very busy with schoolwork. What did I miss?
  7. #3447  
    A short story for our plane ride to clulup's place!

    A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis, Tennessee. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."


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  8. #3448  

    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    A short story for our plane ride to clulup's place!

    A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis, Tennessee. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Marine asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."


    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  9. #3449  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Men....
    We're a pain, aren't we?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  10. #3450  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    We're a pain, aren't we?
    But she loves us all anyway!
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  11. #3451  
    All minus GWB
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  12. #3452  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    A Baptist minister was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Memphis...

    ... I didn't know we had a choice."
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Men....
    Does that mean you are not pro-choice?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  13. #3453  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    We're a pain, aren't we?
    We have to realize that for some, sex is just a pain in the ****. I sometimes wonder why these people don't try another position.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #3454  
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  15. #3455  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    We have to realize that for some, sex is just a pain in the ****.
    Who you talking about, Willis?

    Re-read the quote ...
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  16. #3456  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Define "all" please
    You'd be better suited for this call ...
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  17. #3457  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Who you talking about, Willis?

    Re-read the quote ...
    It really gives me the willies, but I have to admit I don't understand? Can you elaborate?

    Oh, wait, Bruce Willis! No... I guess he is ok.

    Well, maybe we leave it at that?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  18. #3458  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    It really gives me the willies, but I have to admit I don't understand? Can you elaborate?

    Oh, wait, Bruce Willis! No... I guess he is ok.

    Well, maybe we leave it at that?
    You said ... "sex is just a pain in the ****"

    The other line was from a show here in the states where 1 brother would say, "What you talkin' bout Wills" to his older brother.

    For the life o' me, can't remember the name of the show.
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  19. #3459  
    Different Strokes
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  20. #3460  
    I hated that show.
    "Now the world dont move to the beat of just one drum... what might be right for him may not be right for some...."

    I hated it, but i watched it anyway!
    "What you talkin bout Scottyme?"

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