View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3261  
    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Zaster
    Records are made to be broken. Go show them Chick how this thread and poll can be the longest ever!
    No pun intended, ACD
    Dee, I am not sure what you mean by your last comment?

    Are you somehow insinuting that I need to turn everything into a double entendre? Do you really think I am that shallow!!

    Well I am not!! I am intelligent, sensitive, well-read, polite, professional and I love big Hooters!

    The airplanes of course!!!! www.hootersair.com

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #3262  
    Quote Originally Posted by zieak
    It isn't the length of the poll that matters. It is how you use it. (So the saying goes.)

    Here in Alaska it depends on what you're fishing for. Halibut polls are kind of stout.

    Hmm. Perhaps that's why i have stayed off of this thread up until now.
    Welcome zieak!! The more the merrier!!

    edit: somehow I don't think I spel merrier right, but I am too lazy to look it up!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  3. #3263  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL
    Hi Zieak. How's the weather in Alaska? (OK it's a boring question but I am so removed from Alaska that I forget it is part of the US. It is isn't it? )
    Fortunately, I live in the southeastern "panhandle" of the state. About 600 miles from both Anchorage and Seattle. The weather is cool and rainy since we're surrounded by temperate rainforest. But winters are actually quite mild (I grew up in upstate NY).

    We are a part of the US and also apart. Locals call the continental US "down south" (yes, even the nothernmost places). I have heard of visitors getting of of cruise ships (in other towns) and asking if we take american dollars. Just in case anyone is wondering - yes, we do.
  4. #3264  
    Hey Zieak

    What's the exchange rate up there in Alaska? How much Alaskan money will a dollar get me?
  5. #3265  
    You use Dollars? I thought it was a fish-based economy there
    Animo et Fide
  6. #3266  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    You use Dollars? I thought it was a fish-based economy there
    You're talking about our economies of scale. (Teehee!) But seriously - I took a few pictures for a friend of work he was doing on a boat and he brought over a king salmon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Longstrider
    What's the exchange rate up there in Alaska? How much Alaskan money will a dollar get me?
    Keep your money down there for your purchases - trust me - there is very little you can get up here for less than you would down there.

    Perhaps giant cabbage?

  7. #3267  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Welcome zieak!! The more the merrier!!

    edit: somehow I don't think I spel merrier right, but I am too lazy to look it up!
    You accidentally spell a word correctly and you worry about it!
    Animo et Fide
  8. #3268  
    Quote Originally Posted by zieak
    You're talking about our economies of scale. (Teehee!) But seriously - I took a few pictures for a friend of work he was doing on a boat and he brought over a king salmon.



    Keep your money down there for your purchases - trust me - there is very little you can get up here for less than you would down there.

    Perhaps giant cabbage?

    That cabbage is quite disturbing, imagine eating all that! Here's a site to help you, http://discworld.atuin.net/external/...e/cabbage.html
    Don't forget World Cabbage Day on 17 Feb!
    Animo et Fide
  9. #3269  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hooters have a plane? What's next: Victoria's Secret?
    I have my resume in with Nicole Kidmann Air.

    I am still practicing my Aussie accent for the pilot briefing. "Right, welcome aboard then >sotto voice>> nicole, honey you have to get off my lap, I can't takeoff with you sitting there,<<, We should be pushing back from the gate here as soon as the ramp people load the wrong bags on our aircraft. I hope you took the advice on our webisite and kept any important medications in your carry on. Nicole and I are planning on flying you down to Montego Bay at an altitude of 300 feet. It's gonna be rough like hell down there but it's so much fun to fly that low that we decided we didn't care if you puked so bad you saw stuff from last Thanksgiving."

    "Nicole will be handling the takeoff...god I love saying that. So if things seem a bit squirrely and you hear some screaming from up here in the cockpit don't you worry, everything will be fine,....... or, it won't. But since your in the back and completely helpless back there, there really is no point in getting all worked up about it. (thinking of you Chicken ) So sit back, watch for the whales and have a good flight."
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  10. #3270  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    You accidentally spell a word correctly and you worry about it!
    Well you see PB, if you your like me and can't speel, everyword looks rong. So when juan is write, you don't no if it IS rite or if it is rong.

    This add immensely to the social stigma associated with Underspellers like me.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #3271  
    Hey PB, and clulup, toolkit and other non-Americans!

    Have you ever seen this anywhere but in America?

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/condi....ap/index.html

    Is this an American thing or are there enormous fat Swiss Cheesers scarfing down metric tons of chocoletes a day?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #3272  
    It's getting worse over here, but it's not quite as bad as the US yet. I like this bit of the article:
    Deuel, a former restaurant manager from Valentine, Nebraska, is just under 6 feet tall and has always fought his weight.
    Not been fighting very hard has he?
    Animo et Fide
  13. #3273  
    Has Chick-Dance got a black eye in her latest avatar?
    Animo et Fide
  14. #3274  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Hey PB, and clulup, toolkit and other non-Americans!

    Have you ever seen this anywhere but in America?

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/condi....ap/index.html

    Is this an American thing or are there enormous fat Swiss Cheesers scarfing down metric tons of chocoletes a day?
    ACDriver, I think you should worry: "Rising US obesity rates affecting life expectancy"

    "Twenty years ago, the US, the richest nation on the planet, led the world's longevity league. Today, American women rank only 19th, while males can manage only 28th place, alongside men from Brunei. ...These startling figures are blamed by researchers on two key factors: obesity, and inequality of health care. ...

    Their paper is one of a recent swathe of studies that have uncovered a shocking truth: America, once the home of the world's best-fed, longest-lived people, is now a divided nation made up of a rich elite and a large underclass of poor, ill-fed, often obese, men and women who are dying early.

    In another newly published paper, statisticians at Boston College reveal that in France, Japan and Switzerland, men and women aged 65 now live several years longer than they do in the US. Indeed, America only just scrapes above Mexico and most Eastern European nations."


    Actually, also in Switzerland obesity is on the rise, but nowhere as bad as in the US.

    Ok, back to fun and nonsense now....
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #3275  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Hooters have a plane? What's next: Victoria's Secret?
    Well, of course. And I am the personal care specialist for the models on board!
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  16. #3276  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Please don't tell me that you wrote the whole Nicole thing with me in mind (i.e. the fear of flying thing...)
    No Chicken, I didn't think about you till I got to the scary flying part. It's not all about you Chicken!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #3277  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    (Me too.)
    My wife did too.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #3278  
    Something I came across today (from Harvey Mackay's "Swim with the Sharks Without being Eaten Alive"):

    It's said that when Moses came down from the mountain after getting the Ten Commandments, he said, "Well, we reasoned together. I got Him down to ten, but adultery's still in."

    And before you ask: No, I don't think this has anything to do with ACD flying hooters.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  19. #3279  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    G'morning ACD. I read that in China (after McD's invasion) obesity is becoming an issue. So give the American fast-food industry a nit more time to kill the entire world...
    Are you trying to say I am a bad father because my kids are allowed to eat McDonald's junk food (once a month or so )??

    Besides, McDonald's makes big business in Japan since decades, but "34 percent of all women in the US are obese compared with 4 percent in Japan. For men, the figures are 28 and 2 percent respectively". So maybe McDonald's will not kill the Chinese right away, either.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  20. #3280  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    LOL
    (Once in a great while you do come up with some funny lines...)
    Since you seem to like it, from the same author, owner of a $35 million envelope manufacturing company in Minneapolis, btw. A friend of m00se maybe? The quote could also be from Muziek, though...

    "I guess my advice to you is to do the same: Work half days every day. -
    And it doesn't matter which half ... the first twelve hours or the second twelve hours."
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)

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