View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #3181  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Chickie -- I could have told you that clulesslup is working for the police; he'll do anything for money and fame
    That's not true!

    In fact, all I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.






    (ok, the quote is not from me, but from Ashleigh Brilliant)
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  2. #3182  
    Who's Ashleigh Brilliant when she's at home?
    Animo et Fide
  3. #3183  
    Is ACDriver about to be replaced by a few brain cells in a petri dish? Brain cells control flight simulator, or maybe this research has actually been going on for a while and ACDC is in fact a collection of neurons in a petri dish?
    Animo et Fide
  4. #3184  
    Here's something I stumbled across during my vacation in Greece:

    To do is to be
    Socrates

    To be is to do
    Aristotle

    Do be do be do
    Sinatra


    And since we are already at it:

    Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
    Groucho Marx

    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  5. #3185  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Who's Ashleigh Brilliant when she's at home?
    ? Ashleigh Brilliant is a he...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #3186  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Here's something I stumbled across during my vacation in Greece:
    ....
    Do be do be do
    Sinatra
    .....
    Shurely 'The Beatles'?

    Ashleigh Brilliant is a he...
    Ok, who's Ashleigh Brilliant when he's at home?
    Animo et Fide
  7. #3187  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Is ACDriver about to be replaced by a few brain cells in a petri dish? Brain cells control flight simulator, or maybe this research has actually been going on for a while and ACDC is in fact a collection of neurons in a petri dish?
    Last time you accused me of being a woman, now you suggest ACD is a collection of neurons in a petri dish? I am not sure reading the "New Scientist" is a good idea for you...?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  8. #3188  
    I hope you read the one of particular interest to you (as a biologist), about the sex chromosomes of the Duck Billed Platypus?
    Animo et Fide
  9. #3189  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    I hope you read the one of particular interest to you (as a biologist), about the sex chromosomes of the Duck Billed Platypus?
    Of course...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #3190  
    Right, I went to Google and found Ashleigh Brilliant's homepage, seems to be a perfectly ordinary producer of 'witty' postcards to me... If someone at my work put one of those up I wouldn't be going for drinks after work with them, put it that way! It's a step better than the 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!' variety I suppose...
    Have I insulted anyone's sensibilities? I apologize, but really, I much prefer Dilbert or Gary Larson
    Animo et Fide
  11. #3191  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Is ACDriver about to be replaced by a few brain cells in a petri dish? Brain cells control flight simulator, or maybe this research has actually been going on for a while and ACDC is in fact a collection of neurons in a petri dish?
    I feel like a rat brain this morning!

    I worked with a company that makes the Avionics for lots of the airplanes flying in the world. They also make the autopilots for these planes. There are servos in these autopilots which move the various controls of the plane to make the plane go in the desired direction. There are electric servos, pnematic servos, etc.

    Some of the engineers called pilots "Meat Servos"
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #3192  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Here's something I stumbled across during my vacation in Greece:

    To do is to be
    Socrates

    To be is to do
    Aristotle

    Do be do be do
    Sinatra
    I love this!! And I was reading it very slowly, just waking up, sipping coffee, looking for the deep metaphysical meanings of the first two and then get to the last one and "snortle". (Which is a term going back a few millenium in this forum.)
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
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    #3193  
    when will this thread DIE!
  14. #3194  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Shurely 'The Beatles'?
    PeterBrown.... Shurely? In addition: nope, sorry, zero points for 'The Beatles'...

    It IS Sinatra, from "Strangers in the Night" - nice song:

    ...
    Strangers in the night, two lonely people
    We were strangers in the night
    Up to the moment when we said our first hello, little did we know
    Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
    And ever since that night, we've been together
    Lovers at first sight, in love forever
    It turned out so right for strangers in the night

    Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
    Ever since that night, we've been together
    Lovers at first sight, in love forever
    It turned out so right for strangers in the night

    Do be Do be do..
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  15. #3195  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Wives are wonderful.
    OK, so where do I get a wonderful one?
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  16. #3196  
    Quote Originally Posted by g.711
    when will this thread DIE!
    Um ... never?
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  17. #3197  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    PeterBrown.... Shurely? In addition: nope, sorry, zero points for 'The Beatles'...

    It IS Sinatra, from "Strangers in the Night" - nice song:

    ...
    Strangers in the night, two lonely people
    We were strangers in the night
    Up to the moment when we said our first hello, little did we know
    Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
    And ever since that night, we've been together
    Lovers at first sight, in love forever
    It turned out so right for strangers in the night

    Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
    Ever since that night, we've been together
    Lovers at first sight, in love forever
    It turned out so right for strangers in the night

    Do be Do be do..
    You've never read Private Eye then? Shurely is something I've picked up from them.
    And on the subject of scat I think Louis Armstrong probably did 'do be do be do' before anyone although he'd have been improvising so it might not turn up on a lyric sheet...
    Animo et Fide
  18. #3198  
    While perusing the Private Eye website I came across this Teacher's Diary. I'm glad my school wasn't like this! But then I was lucky enough to go to Public School (i.e. privately funded) whereas this one will be a Comprehensive (funded by the Government through the Local Education Authority). Does it sound familiar Chick?
    Animo et Fide
  19. #3199  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Never go there ... any other options?
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  20. #3200  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Guess I should have clicked the link first!

    Nicole Kidman -- sold! Send her over!
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