View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2921  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    No need to Google, the riddle is from "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien, sort of the first part of "The Lord of the Rings". The riddle session in the caves below the Misty Mountains ends with Bilbo asking Gollum "What have I got in my pocket?" - THE ring of course, the one Gollum lost, the ring that is finally destroyed about 1500 pages later....
    my precioussssss
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  2. #2922  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I am still not sure what to do with this information. I keep going back and re-reading it...... That it's critically important I have no doubt....but what to do with this tidbit?

    I guess the woodpeckers are using the ear to listen for the little bugs they eat? And what could you do with this entire adaptation if you transferred it to a human? Uhm, my mind is exploding with the possibilities...
    It's so long it gets coiled round their brain, well sort of. I saw a cross-section, really weird!
    Animo et Fide
  3. #2923  
    Quote Originally Posted by ToolkiT
    All I see is a binary string polluted by 2's and 3's
    And without any 0's...
    Animo et Fide
  4. #2924  
    Just finished a rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast in IHOP in MYR. Pancakes with blueberry compote, sausage, bacon, eggs, mmmmmmmmm. If I could have exchanged the bacon and sausage for a sliced broiled tomato and English breakfast sausage life would be good. Now I must go take a nap. ;-)
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #2925  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Just finished a rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast in IHOP in MYR. Pancakes with blueberry compote, sausage, bacon, eggs, mmmmmmmmm. If I could have exchanged the bacon and sausage for a sliced broiled tomato and English breakfast sausage life would be good. Now I must go take a nap. ;-)
    What's the difference between a pig and a chicken when it comes to breakfast?
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  6. #2926  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Just finished a rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast in IHOP in MYR. Pancakes with blueberry compote, sausage, bacon, eggs, mmmmmmmmm. If I could have exchanged the bacon and sausage for a sliced broiled tomato and English breakfast sausage life would be good. Now I must go take a nap. ;-)
    Which IHOP is it?

    1300 S. Kings Hwy
    Myrtle Beach, SC 29577-4507 (843) 626-0136

    or

    700 Highway 17 N
    North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582-2908 (843) 249-9742
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  7. #2927  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Which IHOP is it?

    700 Highway 17 N
    North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582-2908 (843) 249-9742
    This One!!! Jeez clulup, are you bored or what?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  8. #2928  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    What's the difference between a pig and a chicken when it comes to breakfast?
    When they come to breakfast most Chickens won't eat eggs and most Pigs won't eat Bacon or Sausage.

    Having said that our Chicken invited me to breakfast many many months ago (before she knew how twisted I am) and offered to serve omlets...so if she calls me a carnivore I respond with....

    Baby Killer!!!!!!!

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #2929  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    ACD, the ending is hilarious, I love the record-head butting
    Too funny huh That was one tough record though!!!!!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  10. #2930  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    This One!!! Jeez clulup, are you bored or what?
    Did you notice the dark van that just drove into the parking space in front of the IHOP....?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  11. #2931  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Did you notice the dark van that just drove into the parking space in front of the IHOP....?
    Are you guys, like, on your treos? If so, how desparate our lives have become!!!!
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  12. #2932  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Did you notice the dark van that just drove into the parking space in front of the IHOP....?
    shhhh, i am hiding in the bushes outside the IHOP right now....your team is searching the resturant now, little do they know i have smeared faux maple syrup all over the interior of their van....the flies are an inch thick on the outside of the van, birds are congregrating on the powerlines to eat the bugs....it looks like Hitchcocks "The Birds"....now if only that hot actress would show up I could save her and take her back to my cave and .....have some more breakfast?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #2933  
    Quote Originally Posted by tjd414
    Are you guys, like, on your treos? If so, how desparate our lives have become!!!!
    No, I am not, Like, on my Treo. I am Really on my Treo, or I was. Now I am really on my laptop, not Like on my laptop.

    But I have to like admit, that I dislike, like, the use of like, like, as a descriptive like pause.

    Just busting like, your, like, uh, .....never like mind.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #2934  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    shhhh, i am hiding in the bushes outside the IHOP right now....your team is searching the resturant now, little do they know i have smeared faux maple syrup all over the interior of their van....the flies are an inch thick on the outside of the van, birds are congregrating on the powerlines to eat the bugs....it looks like Hitchcocks "The Birds"....now if only that hot actress would show up I could save her and take her back to my cave and .....have some more breakfast?
    Now if Hitchcock had filmed that using Chickens it would have been a much better film
    Animo et Fide
  15. #2935  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    No, I am not, Like, on my Treo. I am Really on my Treo, or I was. Now I am really on my laptop, not Like on my laptop.

    But I have to like admit, that I dislike, like, the use of like, like, as a descriptive like pause.

    Just busting like, your, like, uh, .....never like mind.
    Don't, like, go to Liverpool will you!

    I believe Shakespeare uses the phrase "Like now" in one of his plays...
    Animo et Fide
  16. #2936  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    shhhh, i am hiding in the bushes outside the IHOP right now....your team is searching the resturant now, little do they know i have smeared faux maple syrup all over the interior of their van....the flies are an inch thick on the outside of the van, birds are congregrating on the powerlines to eat the bugs....it looks like Hitchcocks "The Birds"....now if only that hot actress would show up I could save her and take her back to my cave and .....have some more breakfast?
    LOL!

    BTW, it wasn't my team. I told you about the van arriving in front of IHOP, right? Why would I warn you if I was (were?) after you?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  17. #2937  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Now if Hitchcock had filmed that using Chickens it would have been a much better film
    That would have been funny as hell with all those chickens on the powerlines and the houses and stuff!!!!!...I am giggling as I type and people are moving away from me....

    Then when the people come out and start to creep to safety all the chickens could leap from the powerlines and start to attack....Only to plummet straight down and SMACK into the ground!! LOL LOL LOL
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #2938  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    LOL!

    BTW, it wasn't my team. I told you about the van arriving in front of IHOP, right? Why would I warn you if I was (were?) after you?
    Then Whom it chasing me? I settled out of court with that one guy, and the other guy, well, he is, well, with the fishes?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #2939  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OMG: Chicks are witty and fun and beautiful. Pigs are a lot like humans.
    Witty chicken? Did you ever drive by a bunch of chicken walking freely? From my experience in Africa, they are the only animals that will cross the street in front of your car four times, only to change the side of the road in panic one more time, right in front of your car. Cows come in second: they are nearsighted, and will stay on the road and stare into your direction until you are like three feet away, and then startle and sort of jump backwards when they finally see the car. Therefore, it takes you hours to drive though a herd. Goats are by far the most intelligent among the farm animals: they just get up in time, walk a few feet away and let you pass.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  20. #2940  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Then Whom it chasing me? I settled out of court with that one guy, and the other guy, well, he is, well, with the fishes?
    As far as I understood it is a bunch of extra-terrestrials (disguised as humans) who want to study your superior brain... does that make sense to you?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)

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