View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2901  
    Well done, you win a prize!
    Animo et Fide
  2. #2902  
    Only if you can answer my engineering questions from a page or two ago...
    Animo et Fide
  3. #2903  
    Hang on a minute, why am I playing along with this, you can't choose your own prize! Just because it's your thread! Ha! And more exclamation marks!!! You'll get what's given to you and no more!
    Animo et Fide
  4. #2904  
    It's the right answer Tulip, what answer do you want to give?
    Animo et Fide
  5. #2905  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    It's the right answer Tulip, what answer do you want to give?
    Hmmm, you were saying?

    EDIT: never mind, my bad, I was hallucinating about an error in Chicken's answer and deleted that embarassing post... of course Chicken is right.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  6. #2906  
    Tulip is human! I thought only I gave incorrect answers then backtracked! And even more exclamation marks!!!!
    Animo et Fide
  7. #2907  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Tulip is human! I thought only I gave incorrect answers then backtracked! And even more exclamation marks!!!!
    I did this on purpose of course... just to pretend I am sometimes wrong, too, which of course is not REALLY true!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  8. #2908  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    My question is: Can men ever admit they are wrong?
    Of course! I thought I made a mistake once, but it turns out I was wrong
  9. #2909  
    Yep, hopefully works well
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  10. #2910  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    You asked for it, you got it Muzie! Enjoy! I think this video really captures my abilities....I think I am ready for prime time.
    Clicke on the German (me) Singing link. (it's PG)
    http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/17515/Don't miss the Big Finish!!!!
    Holy.......... That was the scariest singing I have ever seen
  11. #2911  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    I know the first answer, but I will leave it for ACDC if he is the intended recipient.

    Here's a little puzzle for you, which row of numbers comes next?
    1
    11
    21
    1211
    111221
    312211
    13112221
    ...?
    All I see are dollar signs
  12. #2912  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Hmmm, you were saying?

    EDIT: never mind, my bad, I was hallucinating about an error in Chicken's answer and deleted that embarassing post... of course Chicken is right.
    POST DELETER!!! POST DELETER!!!!! ooooh, you bad man you deleted a post!!!!! Call the post deleter police!!!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #2913  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Here's a non-mathematical riddle, specially for ACDriver. I am sure he knows the answer... The first question is: What is it?

    The extra question is: which piece of world literature is it from?

    Alive without breath,
    As cold as death;
    Never thirsty, ever drinking,
    All in mail, never clinking


    Yes, I know, you can google the answers....
    Without googling it's a Fish, but not a very nice fish. Cold as death etc...hmm....maybe they should see a Fish Doctor?

    The Extra credit I would have to google for....Tell me..
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #2914  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ...but Scotty: I just excuse myself from boring meetings, I don't need a fake call to accomplish that
    I like to be a little more forcefull when I am in a meeting which is going no where. This is how I handle it....

    ".....and the 2nd quarter results indicate a decline in the number of passengers eating all of the micro preztel packs and therefore we are further reducing the size of the micro preztel pack to the new nano pretzel pack which.....

    Me picking up the reciever to the conference room phone and slamming it down on the table repeatedly. BAM!, BAMBAMBAM!!!! "Okay you stupid bunch of Froot Loops, this is starting to bore me!! Do you people have any idea what my hourly rate is!!!! Do you!!!!!. Enough about the nano nano pretzel crap....Are we making any money!! Yes? Good! Meeting over! And Bill, uh, sorry about the phone on the table thing there, I didn't mean to scare you that bad, uh, you may, uh, go home and change your pants, and, uh, take the rest of the day off."
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  15. #2915  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Holy.......... That was the scariest singing I have ever seen
    I am especially proud of the way I have channeled Joe Cocker and can do the spastic finger thing.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  16. #2916  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Did you know that woodpeckers' tongues are 2/3 the length of their body, are sticky, barbed and have an ear on the end?
    Well beats a chicken's tongue I reckon...
    I am still not sure what to do with this information. I keep going back and re-reading it...... That it's critically important I have no doubt....but what to do with this tidbit?

    I guess the woodpeckers are using the ear to listen for the little bugs they eat? And what could you do with this entire adaptation if you transfered it to a human? Uhm, my mind is exploding with the possibilities...
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #2917  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    (A note to the dragon: your post about the German singer just about killed me)









    sotto voice
    i laugh everytime i watch it.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #2918  
    ACD, the ending is hilarious, I love the record-head butting
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  19. #2919  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Without googling it's a Fish, but not a very nice fish. Cold as death etc...hmm....maybe they should see a Fish Doctor?

    The Extra credit I would have to google for....Tell me..
    No need to Google, the riddle is from "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien, sort of the first part of "The Lord of the Rings". The riddle session in the caves below the Misty Mountains ends with Bilbo asking Gollum "What have I got in my pocket?" - THE ring of course, the one Gollum lost, the ring that is finally destroyed about 1500 pages later....
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  20. #2920  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    All I see are dollar signs
    All I see is a binary string polluted by 2's and 3's
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