View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2841  
    I didn't kidnap no Muffin Man?

    What the hell would I do with a Muffin Man?

    I never had anything to do with Chicken, either Biblically, BBQerly, or Druwerly.

    You people are all nuts!

    I think clulup and I are the only stable, sane people in this forum.

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #2842  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I think clulup and I are the only stable, sane people in this forum.
    Right. Like that's a reassuring thought!
  3. #2843  
    Stable and sane? I get ya.
    Animo et Fide
  4. #2844  
    I am not sure I understand the undertones of the last two posts?

    Are you suggesting that I am not the epitome of stability and sanity?

    WTH are you talking about!!!

    I am as Stable as the NEXT GUY!!!! ooooo, you have made me so made Wabbit!!!!


    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #2845  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I am as Stable as the NEXT GUY!!!! ooooo, you have made me so made Wabbit!!!!
    Not "Wabbits" dragon, "chickens." Focus!!! I think it ay be time for your medication.
  6. #2846  
    Pokey the horse?
  7. #2847  
    Turning yourself around is what it is really all about
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  8. #2848  
    Having been to Lubbock several times I second that notion...
  9. #2849  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I think clulup and I are the only stable, sane people in this forum
    Yeah, you got it!! "Fish in the right place", as the old Firitongan saying goes!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  10. #2850  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Chick's question of the week:
    What if the Hockey-Pokey is really what it's all about?
    Hokey-Pokey? Shurely Hokey-Cokey?
    Animo et Fide
  11. #2851  
    "Fish in the right place" means to be clever enough to fish where it is promising to catch wish... a matter of great importance for the Firitongans.

    You didn't think "fish" was used as a noun, or even with a dubious connotation, did you? I mean, this would really indicate you always think of the same... politics, elections, and all that jazz, of course!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  12. #2852  
    "promising to catch fish", not "catch wish", of course.... sorry for the typo
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  13. #2853  
    This reminds me of the old saying, "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life".
    Animo et Fide
  14. #2854  
    don't question how a man's mind works, woman.
    Animo et Fide
  15. #2855  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I hope 12-inch fish is a noun not a verb
    Actually that would be an adjective AND a noun!
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  16. #2856  
    Do you know those jokes about Japanese or Chinese who say "L" instead of "R"... like "flied lice" instead of "fried rice"?

    This is maybe not vely politically collect, but it laised the following question: What do you think about the Plesidential Elections?
    Would knowing about them influence the way you vote, or do you think this should better be kept plivate?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  17. #2857  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Define mind works please ('cos men and mind works is an oxymoron )
    Au contraire, my dear!

    Men: yes or no questions+food+toys+sports+nekkid women=Good!
    Women: never a yes or no answer+I'm on a diet+toys()+headache=???
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  18. #2858  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I think you just proved my point, tjd414
    But for the record: I don't deny the "headache" thingy.....
    Added comment regarding sports: I am the sports fanatic in our family. And a good swimmer to boot.
    Mmmm .... donuts.
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  19. #2859  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Shouldn't that be: Mmmm .... muffins?
    Ahhhh ... grasshopper .... you are correct!

    Mmmmm ... muffins!
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  20. #2860  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Okee-Dokee, a new math problem:
    Chick has a new 10-digit phone number (area code included). Since Chick enjoys math, she notices something interesting about her new phone number. Each digit, 0 through 9, shows up once. The first digit on the left is evenly divisible by 1, the first two digits form a number divisible by 2, the first three digits form a number divisible by 3, the first four digits form a number divisible by 4, and so on until we get to the whole 10-digit number, which is divisible by 10.
    What is Chick's phone number? (But don't call me please)
    1 800 386-2473 or 1 800 dum-bird ?

    1 800 227- 2445 or 1 800 bbq-chik?

    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite

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