View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2821  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Hey golfing m00se: did you know that there are 764 golf tees patents on file? New varieties come in loud colors and they promise to help golfers hit more consistently! The Aero Tee, for example, looks like a Cold War-era missile and costs $13 for six tees. The Brush-t-tee costs $2 a piece!
    Have fun at the golf course!
    I didn't know there were so many, but I have seen a few odd looking tees around. Tees are the last thing, in my mind, that will improve golfing. It's like making basketball hoops colorful and pretty to improve free-throwing percentage. Not even clubs will do the trick. Practice, practice, practice
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  2. #2822  
    Quote Originally Posted by Oops
    Do they have good sushi restaurants in NYC, Muziek?
    Tomoe Sushi is wonderful, but Chick can confirm that the wait is loooooooong
    (Hey m00ser, say hello to your family is the boat still on the lake?)
  3. #2823  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    (Hey m00ser, say hello to your family is the boat still on the lake?)
    Boat: yes, until next weekend. Family: I will, thanks! You do the same And take the weekend off, will you?
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  4. #2824  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Men....crushing and fishing....
    And high speed!! Don't forget driving at high speed! I picked a guy up at the airport the other day and as he sat down in the car I said, "Better buckle up, I'm gonna try something I saw in a cartoon....."

    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Yes but he's a handsome son of a crusher! ....
    "daww, jeeezz, I don't know, dawww">>>>hands behind back, looking down with red face, digging toe in sand....

    Not really though. If the resoulution was better you could see that I look just like Tom Cruise, after he was in a horrible car wreak, involving the tanker truck loaded with hydrochloric acid, and the ensuing fire, and the misguided rescuer with the pitch fork.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #2825  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    And high speed!! Don't forget driving at high speed! I picked a guy up at the airport the other day and as he sat down in the car I said, "Better buckle up, I'm gonna try something I saw in a cartoon....."
    Was it a Manga cartoon?
    Animo et Fide
  6. #2826  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Was it a Manga cartoon?
    Nope, RoadRunner.

    Have you seen the Manga style Matrix featurette, Animatrix?

    There is a sword fight scene that is, uh, shall we say, uh, HOT!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #2827  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Nope, RoadRunner.

    Have you seen the Manga style Matrix featurette, Animatrix?

    There is a sword fight scene that is, uh, shall we say, uh, HOT!
    I've seen it, did you have to take a cold shower afterwards?
    Animo et Fide
  8. #2828  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    I've seen it, did you have to take a cold shower afterwards?
    No, but when I came upstairs with my sword my wife locked herself in the closet with the phone and called 911.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #2829  
    Chick, in your latest avatar you appear to be wearing half a jacket. Have youse been playing with swords?
    Animo et Fide
  10. #2830  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It was warmer than I have anticipated that day... I have a black dress on, BTW...
    Me likey little black dressses.

    Especially nice when seen waltzing down Drury Lane!
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  11. #2831  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    It's a cute dress; I get compliments when I wear it.
    Do you know the Little Black Dress?
    The Little Black Dress?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  12. #2832  
    Yes, I know the Little Black Dress.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #2833  
    The one down on Drury Lane?
    << My command as we escape Palm HQ with a new Pre 3>>.

    Treo 300 >> Treo 600 >> Treo 650 >> Treo 755 >> Instinct >> Pre- >> TouchPad
  14. #2834  
    Do you know what happened to this thread?
    Palm III > HS Visor > Treo 600 > Treo 650 > Treo 750 > Treo Pro > PrePlus GSM

    "95% of all software issues are due to USER ERROR."
  15. #2835  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Sigh... I am on vacation for two weeks, and look what happens to this thread....
    Yeah. Chick lost her mind and she's trying to take everyone else with her....
  16. #2836  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Do you know the chick that lost her mind?
    Wasn't ACD gonna' roast you already?!?
  17. #2837  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    OK, I owe an explanation for the muffin man postings. You see, ACD took the poor muffin man hostage at fish point! And he forced me to post the muffin man cliché riddle all over TC. I urge everyone to demand the release the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane!
    I don't buy it. If it were the muffin woman or a Chick, maybe, but I doubt he'd be holding the muffin man at fish point. Or maybe he's not the dragon I thought he was....
  18. #2838  
    The destabilizing effect even my only partial absence seems to have on Ms. Chicken is starting to worry me - still half a week to go...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  19. #2839  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I escaped....
    ACD, get your act together, man (er, dragon)!
  20. #2840  
    ACD kidnapped the muffin man at fish point?! Well that is impeachable!
    And he let Chick escape from his BBQ grill?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard

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