View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2781  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I don't talk that much in bed
    Why not?
  2. #2782  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I guess I should explain myself: I do talk, but it’s body language
    Hmm.... I think I might need some remedial training. Can you teach me?
  3. #2783  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I am not an expert but one tip can guide you for the rest of your life: Love the one you’re with
    I think the full quote goes something like....

    "If you can't be with the one you love, then love the one your with."

    A sentiment my wife disagrees with most vehmentantly.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  4. #2784  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Hmm.... I think I might need some remedial training. Can you teach me?
    With a Chicken? euwwwuuu Gross!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #2785  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    I think the full quote goes something like....

    "If you can't be with the one you love, then love the one your with."
    Yup. That's how I recall it. I also recall that it can get one in a spot of trouble....
  6. #2786  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    With a Chicken? euwwwuuu Gross!
    Well, I figure if I can get her our of those (gag!) feathers, the rest of the process will be simplified!
  7. #2787  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Well, I figure if I can get her our of those (gag!) feathers, the rest of the process will be simplified!
    But that beak! and those claw feet!!! Uck!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  8. #2788  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I knew you liked me
    He does like you (who wouldn't?), but I think he'd like you best slow roasted.
  9. #2789  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ....and with garlic...yum... Wait, I am a vegetarian

    My current favorite lines from a movie...

    From My Big Fat Greek Wedding

    "He doesn't eat meat!!!!!!!, that's okay, I make lamb."
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  10. #2790  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ....and with garlic...yum... Wait, I am a vegetarian
    That's okay I don't think one can really eat one's self. Uh, okay, nevermind....
  11. #2791  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Can't wait to see ACD's response to this one....
    I don't know what you mean by that?

    HEY! It's freakin' beautiful here in Northern Virginia and we be going to get some B B Q! Yeehaa!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #2792  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What's for lunch Dragon?
    I am sure it's BBQ-chicken Let's face it ChickenNoodles, chickens do taste good; nothing personal.
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard
  13. #2793  
    Hmm... difficult question. There must be something, but what??
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  14. #2794  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    What's for lunch Dragon?
    had a moufful ob bbq chicin wif bak beans an pork ribs and colslaw mif a big ole glass of icey coad tea.mmmmmmmmmmmmm and pecan pie with a cup of decaf and a nice nap with the windows open and a breeze coming in.mmmmmmmmmm Life is Good!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  15. #2795  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Life is good indeed. But must you eat 'bbq chicin'?
    Well, he did say he was eatin' BBQ today, so how else should his chicken be prepared?
  16. #2796  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Hmm... difficult question. There must be something, but what??
    From what I have seen online she got a thoughtful, caring, engaged, passionate, intelligent, pumped up swiss cheeser with a big C on his chest.

    That's as close as I can come to a complement.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #2797  
    Now this is a big toy!! Just for the record I was able to fill in the hole I made, which is the mark of a true Hoe operator.
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    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #2798  
    Check this site out! Some of them are not PG but most are.

    I love the RC Helicopter one. But there are a number of good ones. Not Treo friendly.

    www.ircuser.org
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  19. #2799  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Men and their big toys...I don't get it...
    You should......
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  20. #2800  
    Wow, did you know that the ancient Olympics took place every four years for 1169 years in a row without a single exception?

    And that women had their own games (a 600 feet run in order to worship Hera, wife of Zeus), but were not allowed to watch the "real" games. If they tried anyway, they were cast off mount Typaion...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)

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