View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2741  
    I don't discriminate, Oops
  2. #2742  
    Hey iPod-Chick. Thanks for the Noble Prize 'congrats'. I was waiting for clulup to do his per-capita medal counts, but this time for awards such as the Noble Prizes. Mind you: little Israel's population is only 5 millions (that about half of NYC alone!).
    Hey: good day for golfing....
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  3. #2743  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    I don't discriminate, Oops
    Not even on fish size? (Not that it matters to me. I'm asking for a friend.)
  4. #2744  
    You know, goldfish grow a lot bigger in a big pond. However all ours got eaten by herons.
    Animo et Fide
  5. #2745  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    You know, goldfish grow a lot bigger in a big pond. However all ours got eaten by herons.
    Oh, my! Good for the herons, not so much for the fish. I'm keeping my fish away from your pond!

    (Great sig, BTW!)
  6. #2746  
    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    Hey iPod-Chick. Thanks for the Noble Prize 'congrats'. I was waiting for clulup to do his per-capita medal counts, but this time for awards such as the Noble Prizes. Mind you: little Israel's population is only 5 millions (that about half of NYC alone!).
    Hey: good day for golfing....
    Of course I did that already... I don't know about Israel, but Switzerland comes in fifth regarding number of Nobel prizes. Not bad for a population of less than seven million native Swiss... www.suttontrust.com/reports/nobel.doc

    Israel had five Nobel Prizes so far, so congrats to the two new ones!!! (Switzerland 22 )

    If I remember correctly, Switzerland has about 3.5 times the Nobel prizes of the US when compared on a per capita basis.
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  7. #2747  
    Are you still on holiday Tulip? Are you sucking diesel?
    Animo et Fide
  8. #2748  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Are you still on holiday Tulip? Are you sucking diesel?
    must.......not.........respond..........must........not.........respond.....
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  9. #2749  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    ACD, I am surprised you have refrained yourself from visiting that VP debate thread. People are accusing each other of being not what they want them to be. That’s precisely your specialty: Poking fun at such behavior. You can easily light up the much needed match and ‘blow up’ that thread’s “seriousness” and make people laugh.
    That's a little scary Chicken...I just posted there before coming here....CUT IT OUT!!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  10. #2750  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Holiday, yes, still more than one week to go...

    Sucking diesel? What does that mean?
    oh......this is killing me.......arrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #2751  
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #2752  
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike129
    Not even on fish size? (Not that it matters to me. I'm asking for a friend.)
    I don't know much about fish. Fishing isn't my hobby
  13. #2753  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    We miss you here Tulip
    We do?...
  14. #2754  
    Sucking diesel is a Northern Irish phrase meaning "brilliant" "good" "generally froomy"
    I'm not quite sure why the Yanks find it funny, perhaps it has a different meaning there?
    That wouldn't be unusual, I could innocently ask if I could bum a *** in britain without being at all rude. Conversely if a yank innocently told a brit girl to shake her fanny he'd be slapped
    Animo et Fide
  15. #2755  
    If that is so, then yes, I am sucking diesel - weather still perfect.

    Note the lower case "d" in "diesel"... I guess ACD was referring to "sucking Diesel" . I have never seen a movie with Mr. Vin Diesel, so I don't know if he sucks or not. I guess I would like Triple X or whatever the movie was called, I will check out the DVD one day...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  16. #2756  
    I think the Yanks don't have diesel as an everyday fuel so I suppose the potential for sounding funny is greater...
    Animo et Fide
  17. #2757  
    Here's another beach "question":

    How do you know you are definitely too fat?

    Answer: When you want to lie in the sand at the beach, but the people from the Greenpeace "Save the Whales" project keep draging you back into the sea...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  18. #2758  
    Quote Originally Posted by clulup
    Here's another beach "question":

    How do you know you are definitely too fat?

    Answer: When you want to lie in the sand at the beach, but the people from the Greenpeace "Save the Whales" project keep draging you back into the sea...
    I've been saving whales for years now, some of them are getting quite smelly though.
    Animo et Fide
  19. #2759  
    Thank you, Chick-Dance, but I am doing fine, the Greenpeace people didn't approach me so far...
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  20. #2760  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    You need to exercise Tulip. You are welcome to my gym anytime!
    Are you saying that your gym specialises in fat people chick?
    Animo et Fide

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