View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2721  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    He seems persistent. Don't underestimate the American cowboy...
    Chick...he's not a cowboy. He's a buccaneer, so I think that makes him a pirate
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  2. #2722  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Be very careful Chick...the Swiss are notorious for their Fish Porn

    "As Swiss scientists reveal sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm after seeing images of flirting fish"

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/netnotes/a...976153,00.html
    Perhaps it's time to purchase fish insurance?!
  3. #2723  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    She's Alive!!!! WB Muzie! Where you been!
    Been very bizy And are you still married?
  4. #2724  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Perhaps it's time to purchase fish insurance?!
    Hey Muzie...Leave it to the lads in the UK to have fish insurance
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  5. #2725  
    clairegrrl, I suppose the UK's fish insurance is a better deal than the fish raincoat I was thinking about...
  6. #2726  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    clairegrrl, I suppose the UK's fish insurance is a better deal than the fish raincoat I was thinking about...
    Do they style those fish rain coats like trench coats?? Are they popular around schoolyards??
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  7. #2727  
    I can't believe Chick is at the Yankees v. Minnesota game tonight.... Lucky woman!
  8. #2728  
    Incredible, the fascination fish seems to have on American women... who would have thought Clairegrrl follows the latest research on fish mating behaviour?

    Anyway, I can assure you the fish is totally safe! Nothing to worry about!

    Regarding Chicken's answer: well yes, it was quite close... not quite close enough for Gold Fish, but maybe Silver or Bronze Fish?

    And do you think posting from a beach chair in the Mediterranean sun, looking over the blue sea at the horizon in a distance of 5.075 kilometers is fair when most other people are at work?
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)
  9. #2729  
    Have you been swimming Tulip? When I was in Greece last year I went for a swim and loads of fish started following me, swimming in my wake. Maybe they thought I was some kind of Fish God!

    Or maybe not.
    Animo et Fide
  10. #2730  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Oh there's a new fish-phrase. Is fish God 12-inch too?
    Closer to 6 feet actually. If I was 12-inches then I'd be a Ken doll!
    Animo et Fide
  11. #2731  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Gotta know low people in high places, Muzie
    (Hey, what a great game: MN rocked tonight!)
    Shouldn’t it be: high people in low places?
    Hey your sister and I have tickets to the Yankees v. Twins on Friday in Minneapolis! Yea
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  12. #2732  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Have you been swimming Tulip? When I was in Greece last year I went for a swim and loads of fish started following me, swimming in my wake. Maybe they thought I was some kind of Fish God!

    Or maybe not.
    PB, prior to this fish following incident how long had it been since you had bathed? Maybe they thought someone was chumming?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #2733  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    Been very bizy And are you still married?
    Still and Happily.

    I have you on the list to notify if the marriage should go south. Let me see where you are on the standby list...>>>counting>>>one, two, three, four........thirty six, thirty seven.........

    Uh, so far you the only one who has expressed any interest.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  14. #2734  
    chumming???
    Animo et Fide
  15. #2735  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    chumming???
    Google it man. And of course I was only kidding.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  16. #2736  
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  17. #2737  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Muzie: What style (fish) raincoat do you recommend?
    ACD: I have shown interest too but all you are interested in are chicken nuggets....
    Chicken, we are antagonists. This is a basic tenet of this thread.... besides, I think I like it......
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  18. #2738  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Muzie: What style (fish) raincoat do you recommend?
    Preferably one that doesn't leak.
  19. #2739  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Uh, so far you the only one who has expressed any interest.
    I find it hard to believe.
    In any event, I have an open door policy at my office....
  20. #2740  
    Quote Originally Posted by Muziek
    In any event, I have an open door policy at my office....
    For Kittens too?
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
    -Michael Pritchard

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