View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #241  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Happy Fourth? It's only the 2nd now!

    There's a story about Winston Churchill in America, he was at a meal and was asked which part of the turkey he wanted. He said "Breast, please", the hostess admonished him "In America we say 'White meat or dark meat".
    The next morning he sent her a corsage with the message "I hope you will wear this on your white meat".

    Well, it made me laugh.
    My favorite WC comeback is the one where he went to a party drunk...again. And one of the upper crust ladies supposedly said, "Why, Sir Churchhill you are quite drunk!" To which he reportly replied, "And you, Madame, are quite ugly, however in the morning I shall be sober."
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #242  
    Whats all this Churchill stuff hafta do with the AFLAC duck???
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  3. #243  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Whats all this Churchill stuff hafta do with the AFLAC duck???
    Blame Peter, he is responsible for the messy segue. I just followed his lead.

    Sighing, and yes, I misspelled segue, have your way with me wenches..
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  4. #244  
    I'm just wondering why that Chick chick hasn't posted anything since 2:31pm yesterday. I'm wondering if she has actually found something more important.

    Maybe she was just confused, cause she thought yesterday was July 4th.

    Whatever
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  5. #245  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Is this a typo or is that what this is really all about? LOL
    Are you taking Ms. Alli's role here? She should be catching these and you staying with your jello fights.
  6. #246  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Are you taking Ms. Alli's role here? She should be catching these and you staying with your jello fights.

    Ronbo, this typo I had to notice. "Sitting on Aflac duck?" Is what was written. LOL
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #247  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Ronbo, this typo I had to notice. "Sitting on Aflac duck?" Is what was written. LOL
    I meant to type "siting", meaning to locate. But hey, Chick-Dance sitting on AFLAC Duck? I can imagine that!
  8. #248  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    But hey, Chick-Dance sitting on AFLAC Duck? I can imagine that!

    How's she gonna sit on a duck...it's a duck, not an ostrich. Geez!!
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  9. #249  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    How's she gonna sit on a duck...it's a duck, not an ostrich. Geez!!
    Sheesh, she's a chicken and AFLAC's a duck. They are just about the same size.....
  10. #250  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Sighing, and yes, I misspelled segue, have your way with me wenches..
    Can I have my way with your wenches? Your can have your way with me beer.
    Animo et Fide
  11. #251  
    Your???
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  12. #252  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    undefinedYour???
    Do you have to shout, it's only 6:34AM Pacific!!
  13. #253  
    OOppps...I dont know how that happened. Hehehe
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  14. #254  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    undefinedYour???
    Eh? I don't get it.
    Animo et Fide
  15. #255  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Mr. Swiss-Chocolate himself found great consistency in my avatar's pictures to conclude that I am not Hillary
    OF COURSE Chick-Dance is not Hillary Rodham Clinton - who would have believed that ANYWAY?? However, apart from that NOTHING has been concluded yet (even though we were quite close at one point), and we still have to assume that Chick-Dance is Alli's ex-husband. After all, Alli recognized him from my description, didn't she?

    Chick-Dance herself confessed that "her" and Muziek's posts come from the same IP address - there was no way he could deny it any longer, the evidence presented was too convincing. So we can safely assume they are the same person. If Muziek really exists and is a lawyer, it would be easy for her to prove her own existence, right??

    And PeterBrown, still waiting for your picture (face, NOT helmet please!) so that the conditions for the Jello Fight are met!
  16. #256  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    (And clairegrrl is only 19! You must have breast-milk on your lips still...)
    Is that supposed 2b a nice comment. Im not sure cause im not that old and wise.

    sent from the lake...out sunbathing
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  17. #257  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Finally, all of you that missed me raise your hands
    Notice how clulup is raising his hand
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
  18. #258  
    1) I'm on my Treo till Monday so no changing of Avatar
    2) How do you know I'm not a hat?
    3) The girls have already had a wrestling match and sent me the video. At least I think it's them, ooh, back to the vid, see you in a few hours...
    Animo et Fide
  19. #259  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    How's she gonna sit on a duck...it's a duck, not an ostrich. Geez!!

    Well I was thinking of Chick as a person...not a chicken. No matter how svelte you are, if as a person you sat on AFLAC, he wouldnt go quack qu ack anymore.
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  20. #260  
    and I do use sunscreen...This is Colorado. We're closer to the sun
    Well behaved women rarely make history

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