View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2481  
    Absolutely filthy hopefully
    Animo et Fide
  2. #2482  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    Absolutely filthy hopefully
    Whatayawannadowithher...take a shower??
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  3. #2483  
    Hmm, always a good start!
    Animo et Fide
  4. #2484  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Answer it cleverly. Wait, you are a Brit. Just don't say anything!
    He probably wants to wear her underwear or something thats very British and very kinky
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  5. #2485  
    I'm not a Tory!

    Sexual deviancy like you describe clairegrrl is traditionally associated with Conservative men (ie equiv to your Republicans) who are quite posh and went to boarding school, where they probably were involved in 'fagging' (this isn't a rude word here in the UK, it simply refers to the practice of older boys using younger boys as servants). There was a scandal some years ago when a Tory MP (Conservative Member of Parliament) was found dead dressed in stockings and with a plastic bag over his head.

    Like I say, not me! I'm a Lib Dem, we just wear sandals and smoke weed
    Animo et Fide
  6. #2486  
    I mustn't say nothing about Eurokitty's avatar, my wife is in the room.
    Animo et Fide
  7. #2487  
    My sandals are probably poisonous
    Animo et Fide
  8. #2488  
    Quote Originally Posted by PeterBrown
    I'm not a Tory!

    Sexual deviancy like you describe clairegrrl is traditionally associated with Conservative men (ie equiv to your Republicans)
    Oh my...I was going to say that I hope that I didnt offend you, but I actually think you find my Yankee vulgarity intensely attractive... hehehe
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  9. #2489  
    Don't flatter yourself
    You don't want to know what kind of deviancies really run through my head. Speaking as a materials engineer though, stainless steel and PVC are good parts of any oufit.
    Animo et Fide
  10. #2490  
    WTH? I leave for less then 24 hours and its sunk this low already!

    Should be LEATHER and PVC! Have you no princ iples!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #2491  
    Quote Originally Posted by m00se
    Where are you heading ACD?
    Myrtle Beach and Akron, OH with a bunch of little stops.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #2492  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Thank goodness you are back! This thread's very-existence was in jeopardy!
    Just a quick visit. I must rest for tomorrow promises to be bizy bizy bizy bizy.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  13. #2493  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Saturday Night Live (from NYC) is one of the best satire shows on TV in the US (personal opinion of course). Eddie Murphy played many characters and one of them was Buckwheat... Anyhow, some famous people started their career on SNL: Mike Myers (voice of Shrek and the infamous Austin Powers), Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, Dana Carvey, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Billy Crystal and many more…
    How about Chris Farly and David Spade? Possable one of the best duo ever!

    Tommy Boy any one? or Black Sheep? Two of the funniest movies ever!
    I’m a lucky man to count on both hands
    The ones I love..

    Visor Pro -> Visor Edge -> Treo 180 -> Treo 270 -> Treo 600 -> Treo 650 -> T|T2+SE T68i -> Treo 600 -> T-Mobile MDA -> Treo 755p -> Treo 800w -> Treo 755p -> PALM PRE -> Palm Pre 2 -> HP Palm Pre 3

    Twittering about
  14. #2494  
    Quote Originally Posted by bigredgpk
    Tommy Boy any one? or Black Sheep? Two of the funniest movies ever!
    Tommy Boy saves the brake factory
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  15. #2495  
    I am curious if anyone knows how many SNL folks ended up in a movie? And Chick: Gilda Radner was my favorite too.
    I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
    -Sir Winston Churchill.
  16. #2496  
    Quote Originally Posted by ACDriver
    Have you no princ iples!
    Sure I have, loads in fact. Erm,
    No. 1: Don't go to bed with an ugly woman (unless she wants to)
    No. 2: Don't listen to any group of 'musicians' none of whom can play an instrument. This includes barbershop quartets and Westlife.
    No. 3: Learn how to undo handcuffs with toenails.
    No. 4: Be sure to deburr all metal 'equipment' before use.
    No. 5: Don't wear odd shoes (or odd shoes).
    No. 6: There's no need to learn Turkish.
    No. 7: Keep your towel handy.
    No. 8: One day Stockport County will be a major club.
    No. 9: The fridge looks better like that.
    No. 10: The most useful phrase in marriage is "Yes dear"
    Animo et Fide
  17. #2497  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    Tommy Boy saves the brake factory
    'Brothers don't shake hands....Brothers gotta hug'
  18. #2498  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Oh my, I forgot to mention two of my most favorites on SNL: John Belushi (died from drug overdose) and Gilda Radner (died from cancer).
    I loved Gilda's "Emily Litella!"

    "What's all this talk about race horses! Other horses are important, too!"
    ...
  19. #2499  
    Thanks CD. it's 30-yr old school photo of my cousin. w\ side burns, light blue sportcoat, and forced smile...he had it going on. i aspire to be that cool.
  20. #2500  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Did anyone notice that Tulip has not posted here since 09/21/2004, 04:35 PM?.....
    Yeah, bizy bizy bizy...

    Among other things, I am looking for a loadcell design engineer with lots of experience in strain gage development. So in case somebody sees one, please let me know (Note to m00se: does Tedea-Huntleigh ring a bell (partly Israeli company)? Probably not)

    Apart from that, I was of course also waiting for the prize. But it always seems to be the same: I get the answer first, two days later m00se follows (sometimes with impressive answers, at least in the last case ), and then ACDriver gets the prize... It reminds me of those pop-up windows saying "You are the 1'000'000th visitor, click here to claim your prize!" - Never works!
    “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” (Philip K. ****)

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