View Poll Results: If Chick contacts the AFLAC-Duck: What he's going to say?

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  • Let's meet in my limo at 4PM darlin'

    61 36.97%
  • Let me sleep on it first, Chicky

    13 7.88%
  • You? You low-class farmer chick... Scram!

    58 35.15%
  • Ha?..

    33 20.00%
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  1. #2281  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    I was kidding. Men are impotent. Some are. Well, very few are. Well, one is
    Hmmm, sounds like a Doctors visit is in order?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  2. #2282  
    Been busy....

    I don't believe we even agreed on that. Doesn't really matter. Just having fun with this thread.

    I heard our ACD has been playin' around? Got the attraction from two ladies. AC's a real player.
  3. #2283  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    AC's a real player.
    I like Windows Media Player myself
    Well behaved women rarely make history
  4. #2284  
    Quote Originally Posted by clairegrrl
    I like Windows Media Player myself


    Good one Clairegrrl! LOL
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  5. #2285  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Been busy....

    I don't believe we even agreed on that. Doesn't really matter. Just having fun with this thread.

    I heard our ACD has been playin' around? Got the attraction from two ladies. AC's a real player.
    Two ladies? Let's see, one wife, one stewardess, one lawyer so far. I make it three and rising!
    Animo et Fide
  6. #2286  
    Plus my daughters!! They love me too! In a ATM kind of way.

    They hug me and give me a kiss on the head and money comes out of my pockets...lol
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  7. #2287  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    Try me: I'd fall in love with your ATM too
    Chicken Hugs?! Yuck! Their beaks are so pointy and hard.

    A kiss from a Chicken would be like this....

    Chicken says, "here's a kiss." PECK!...

    Me, "OW! Stop that!"

    Chicken, "Want another one?" PECK!.

    Me, "OUCH, dambit! Stop that it hurts!!!!!!"

    Chicken, "Here's another, PECK!, now, give me some money!"

    Me, "Ow!, here chicken, here's you money in this little box, climb on in there, see it has a little light and it's nice and warm, ....sotto voice, 350 degrees warm, So climb right in there chicky, your money is right under that pile of vegtables in the dish, uh, bed. Yeah climb in the bed and look under the vegies...." SLAM!!!!!!!!

    I'll give her a peck on the head.
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  8. #2288  
    There are some excellent chicken related cartoons here: http://www.dwtoons.com/chicken/chicken%201.htm
    Animo et Fide
  9. #2289  
    Check out www.viex.org I'm world number 1! (Or I was last time I checked)
    Animo et Fide
  10. #2290  
    I agree with what Chicken said. I am very proud of you PB!

    Is it for fastest pram pushing? What TH is that site?
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  11. #2291  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    For the records: The Dragon agrees with the Chicken! You made my day. Week. Month. Year. Etc.
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    And BTW, why would you want to spend the day in NYC with a lawyer anyhow? Why not with a Chicken that is far more mischievous, outgoing and opinionated? I just don't get it
    I did not type that!!! Someone hacked into my login at TC and typed that!!

    It's an Outrage!! I am suing everyone who has ever posted on TC. Muziek Take Over! Sue Everyone!!
    "Do the Chickens have large talons?" Napoleon Dynamite
  12. #2292  
    It's one of the best games ever on the Treo/palm platform! It's a bit like MarioKart.
    Animo et Fide
  13. #2293  
    Probably not very many.
    But you're not on the top list I notice...
    Animo et Fide
  14. #2294  
    The University of Minnesota VolleyBall Team is ranked number one in the country. From a proud season tickets holder
    (And they are even taller than you Chick)
    I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
    -Mark Twain
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    T minus 16
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    T minus 15
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    T minus 14
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    T - 13
  19. #2299  
    T-12
  20. #2300  
    T-11

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