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    You never know what you might see on a t-shirt at a restaurant

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    'Never miss a good chance to shut up!'

    If only more people listened to that!
    Sent from my favorite gadget!
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    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    'Never miss a good chance to shut up!'

    If only more people listened to that!
    There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... Neither one works


    Truer words..

    -- Sent from my Palm Pre using Forums Beta
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    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... Neither one works


    Truer words..

    -- Sent from my Palm Pre using [url= Beta[/url]
    Hell, I'll take that as a compliment!
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    the emptier the barrel, the louder the noise.

    and

    if it don't stink, don't stir.
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    'Never miss a good chance to shut up!' and 'There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... Neither one works.' are my 2 favorites.
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    When someone straps a saddle on your ***, take the hint.
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    Never squat with your spurs on.

    Never name an animal you plan to eat.
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    Thanks for all the additional "Cowboy Words of Wisdom."
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    Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think
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    Careful is a naked man who has to climb over a barbed wire fence.
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    When you're up to your nose in manure, keep your mouth shut!
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    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    'Never miss a good chance to shut up!'

    If only more people listened to that!
    I concur; however, in some cases it is great when people don't shut up and keep on spilling, and you get to take it all in for gain of some-kind
    Twitter: adamcarter
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    Letting the cat out of the bag is always easier than putting it back in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtboyarc View Post
    I concur; however, in some cases it is great when people don't shut up and keep on spilling, and you get to take it all in for gain of some-kind
    Or LYAO as they make fools of themselves!
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    Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
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    speaking of cowboys and bulls, one of my housemates tricked me into eating fried bull testicles...he told me they were something called "rocky mountain oysters"
    after a few bites, he told me.
    Twitter: adamcarter
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtboyarc View Post
    speaking of cowboys and bulls, one of my housemates tricked me into eating fried bull testicles...he told me they were something called "rocky mountain oysters"
    after a few bites, he told me.
    Yes, that's what they call them.

    Nothing something I consider an acceptable food.
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    "Why buy the bull, if you can sit on the horns for free?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by vtboyarc View Post
    speaking of cowboys and bulls, one of my housemates tricked me into eating fried bull testicles...he told me they were something called "rocky mountain oysters"
    after a few bites, he told me.
    They've also be referred to as "swinging steaks." They're a delicacy in the Rocky Mountain West... if you're man enough to eat 'em. Hold your head high.
    "The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone." -- Jim Gaffigan

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