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    So, given that there is now an iPhone app that will test for STD's by having a person ******* on the device, I think HPalm should rush to release a new phone incorporating this functionality natively. It would be called the Palm Pee.
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    Palm STPee
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    The Palm Pee leaves the application up for expansion, such as to drug testing, etc.
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    Time to change the tablet name from "HP/Palm Pad" to something else, lol.
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    Does this app automatically send results to all the people you have slept with so you dont have to tell them yourself? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsgraphicart View Post
    Does this app automatically send results to all the people you have slept with so you dont have to tell them yourself? lol
    As heard on the radio this morning, the new pick-up line will be: Will you pee on my phone?

    Since the results are supposed to take only a few minutes, then the real intended use (even if not stated as such) is to screen people beforehand.
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    Palmed (past tense)
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    Sad fact: There are those that will believe such an app really works!
    Sent from my favorite gadget!
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    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    Sad fact: There are those that will believe such an app really works!
    That would be embarrassing to tell Apple why you are returning your phone. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    Sad fact: There are those that will believe such an app really works!
    LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    LMFAO! I was thinking the same thing!

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    Why doesn't this surprise me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsgraphicart View Post
    That would be embarrassing to tell Apple why you are returning your phone. haha
    Well, you see, I had to have someone pee on my iPhone and...
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    What little bit I know about the app (I have spent more time making snarky comments about it here than actually finding information about it), there is some sort of dongle that is connected to the phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angiest View Post
    What little bit I know about the app (I have spent more time making snarky comments about it here than actually finding information about it), there is some sort of dongle that is connected to the phone.
    Lol... He said Dongle!

    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    Lol... He said Dongle!

    LMFAO!

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    What? Dongle is a perfectly respectable computing term for a specific type of hardware.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angiest View Post
    What? Dongle is a perfectly respectable computing term for a specific type of hardware.
    i know... just being silly ... Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    i know... just being silly ... Lol
    So many double entendre's, so little time.
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    I'm GFN from the future (present-day GFN is sleeping).
    The name you're looking for is : the Palm GENIE
    It does everything (and it comes in a bottle).

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