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    So, in my company, there is a guy named Gus. He is a short man with amazing B.O.

    He has a window desk surrounded by flora and fauna with narry a person seated within 20 feet of him. In the cube next to him are printers and various file cabinets...

    Fun thing is that I don't think he knows that he has been separated to keep my olfactory nerves working and my nasal hairs from being torched by the horrid smell so thick it could actually solidify itself if alone long enough.

    This is the Phenomenomenomenon of Gus.....
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    He probably does it on purpose! Think about it. If you had horrid B.O., your boss and coworkers would never come over to your desk. You would have tons of privacy and spend a lot more time here at P|C!

    Stop showering, pogey.
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    What? Gus get's his own thread? Are you some sort of wiseguy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garrett92C View Post
    He probably does it on purpose! Think about it. If you had horrid B.O., your boss and coworkers would never come over to your desk. You would have tons of privacy and spend a lot more time here at P|C!

    Stop showering, pogey.
    .....

    Now if I do it, I will just be a copycat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    .....

    Now if I do it, I will just be a copycat.
    That's true... Maybe you can find some other reason for your coworkers to stay far away from you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garrett92C View Post
    That's true... Maybe you can find some other reason for your coworkers to stay far away from you...
    The other good news is that his odor would probably cancel out Gus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    The other good news is that his odor would probably cancel out Gus.
    ... or combine with his odor and create some kind of super B.O.

    Maybe you and Gus would get your own floor in the building!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garrett92C View Post
    ... or combine with his odor and create some kind of super B.O.

    Maybe you and Gus would get your own floor in the building!
    That's just what I want.... my own named bacteria and a floor to experience it.....

    Na, I think I will stick to my normal clean self. Privacy is overrated anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    That's just what I want.... my own named bacteria and a floor to experience it.....

    Na, I think I will stick to my normal clean self. Privacy is overrated anyway.
    I see what's going on here. You're not complaining about Gus's odor... You're just jealous that he gets a window desk!
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    That does sound, well, phenomenal


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    Sadly, I know someone like this and they are from the U.S. It is not just foreigners that are not into personal hygiene.

    To be honest, my mother was like this and when I was a kid, I couldn't stand to hug her or sit near her when I visited. It drove me crazy!
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    I think that people like "Gus" need to finally be told about themselves.

    It's just plain disgusting.
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    Usually doesn't help! Tons of people told my mother, she didn't care.
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    You need to suggest that he move to Teleworker status. If your company doesn't have Teleworking available, suggest one and nominate Gus as the initial participant.
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    when I was in elementary school we had a kid named james who had a bad b.o. To him. Everyone made fun of him and beat him up.
    He had no friends and was scared and alone most of the time. In 8th grade he committed suicide leaving a note stateting his reasons.
    His mother and school officials gathered the students up in the auditorium and read that letter to us..... I will never forget the hurt I saw in her and the shame we all felt. James had a physical disorder that caused this and there was not a solution at the time. He didn't want to live the rest of his life this way.

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