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  1. #461  
    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH View Post
    Glad to hear that... My head spins a little from drinking all that liquor last night. :-D I'll control my drinking next time in the Lounge. =-@
    haha, that's how I felt last weekend LOL
  2. #462  
    Quote Originally Posted by awdwdwow9496 View Post
    haha, that's how I felt last weekend LOL
    Lol, then you're quite familier with the morning after... I wish there was a morning after pill for drinking...:[
  3. #463  
    Quote Originally Posted by RUSH View Post
    Lol, then you're quite familier with the morning after... I wish there was a morning after pill for drinking...:[
    You're not kidding. I didn't recover for at least 2 days lol
  4.    #464  
    Quote Originally Posted by Garrett92C View Post
    I was very sick and slightly delirious for the past week lol. The sickness is almost completely gone, but my mind and body are still recovering.
    Well, it's good to see that you're finally getting better.
  5. #465  
    You can easily lessen the day after effects of drinking by adding an occasional glass of water in, during your partying. The largest hangover problem is caused by dehydration from the alcohol, not anything else.
    Sent from my favorite gadget!
  6. #466  
    Watching two of my favourite shows, and relaxing in the lounge.(Maury and Jerry Springer) :-D:-D
  7. #467  
    Ok I have mowed and weed eated, swept, mopped and dusted. I have cleaned the horse hair out of the tub and done the dishes........... yall really need to pick up after yourselves I am not your father!
  8. #468  
    I don't even want to know why/how on the horse hair in the tub!!!

    And thanks for removing the cobwebs from the non-alcoholic beverage shelf!
    Sent from my favorite gadget!
  9. #469  
    hey ... i thought you where going to the store... unless this is where you meant
  10. #470  
    I need a "BIG MAC" and a Pepsi. :-D
  11.    #471  
    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    I don't even want to know why/how on the horse hair in the tub!!!

    And thanks for removing the cobwebs from the non-alcoholic beverage shelf!
    Buttercup, i would never have a non-alcoholic beverage shelf.
  12. #472  
    sorry no pepsi

  13. #473  
    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    sorry no pepsi

    That look awesome.. Thank You. ^_^
  14. #474  
    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    It's all about the Pentiums, baby
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    Yeah

    What y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
    Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
    Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
    I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
    I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
    Installed a T1 line in my house
    Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
    Upgrade my system at least twice a day
    I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
    I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
    I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
    It's all about the Pentiums, what?
    You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
    You've got white-out all over your screen
    You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
    What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
    You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
    Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
    You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
    You're the biggest joke on the Internet
    Your database is a disaster
    You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
    Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
    Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
    And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
    I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
    You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)

    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

    Uh, uh, loggin' in now
    Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
    Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
    They call me the king of the spreadsheets
    Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
    My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
    But it was obsolete before I opened the box
    You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
    Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
    Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
    If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
    My digital media is write-protected
    Every file inspected, no viruses detected
    I beta tested every operation system
    Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em
    While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
    It does all my work without me even askin'
    Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
    I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
    In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
    You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
    Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
    Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
    Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
    If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
    What? What? What? What? What?

    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
    Now, what y'all wanna do?
    Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
    Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
    9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
    What??
    Just call me Berd.
  15.    #475  
    That was GREAT Berd!

    Thank you!
  16.    #477  
    How 'bout a big round of applause for Berd, everybody?




  17. #478  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    How 'bout a big round of applause for Berd, everybody?




  18. #479  
    Damn, bird.. You rap better than I do. :-D:-D
  19. #480  
    shane... turtle burgers

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