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  1. #101  
    pardon me ... but do you have any Grey Poupon'..... But of course...
  2. #102  
    Boy: will you marry me?
    Girl: where's my ring?(typical )
    Girl: A Lifesavers???
    Boy: Its the beginning ... its ok we'll live with my mother!!
  3. #103  
    my bologna has a first name its... O S C A R.... my bologna has a second name its MA Y E R...

    I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A

  4. #104  
    My name?..... is Keith Stone

  5. #105  
    The best part of waking up.....is Folgers in your cup!


    Unless you're a smoker, like I was for many years, because Folgers makes your cigs taste sweet.
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  6. #106  
    Oldie... way more oldie than me... my Mom sang it one time and I just rolled my eyes...

    McDonald's is your kind of place....

    Because it's Ronald's place...

    A hap hap happy place...

    Put a smile right on your face....

    McDonald's is your kind of place....

    Because it's Ronald's place...

    McDonalds is your kind of place....

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  7. #107  
    Dogs love trucks! - Nissan
  8. #108  
    I remember an old one my dad sings, sometimes, used to be on the radio, before TVs were prevalent:

    A nickel for a trickle of Pepsi
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    #109  
    Did you see me lay down the law? I am the law giveer!
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  10. #110  
    the clear alternative

  11. #111  
    Hey, I liked that stuff, as well as the sour apple Pepsi they had out for awhile.
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  12. #112  
    Oh what a Feeling T O Y O T A
  13. #113  
    Hey, not sure if anyone knows about this site but it's actually pretty awesome. They have a ton of old commercials, TV show opening sequences, and other videos from the 70's, 80's, and 90's. I sometimes browse through it and it's amazing how many of them I remember from when I was a kid.

    Retro Junk | Hey I remember that
  14. #114  
    Take care of your hands (Palmolive).
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    #115  
    This one might be a tad too obscure, but I always though it was funny...


    Dremel Multi-Pro Tool

    "You cut...we cut..."

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    #116  
    Quote Originally Posted by eps1lon3 View Post
    Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

    I’m on a horse.
    best commerical ever.
  17. #117  
    First they're sour, then they're sweet....
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    #118  
    the original " "
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  19. #119  
    This is your brain.
    (an egg)
    This is drugs.
    (a frying pan)
    This is your brain on drugs.
    (an egg frying in the pan)
    Anymore questions?
  20. #120  
    When it rains, it pours:




    Now that I've overloaded my sodium for the day......
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