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  1. #81  
    Please don't squeeze the Charmin.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  2. #82  
    two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

    ( must be sung )
  3. #83  
    I was so impressed, I bought the company.
  4. #84  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Please don't squeeze the Charmin.
    Quote Originally Posted by NachoB View Post
    Don't squeeze the charmin.
    Interesting TP obsession you both have there!
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  5. #85  
    Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreo's.
    er - probably not a good one on here...
    ;-)
  6. #86  
    Oreo, milk's favorite cookie!

    (But, did they actually consult milk on this?)
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    #87  
    That's what a hamburger's all about!

    sorry, may be too regional
  8. #88  
    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    Interesting TP obsession you both have there!
    Shush!!!
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  9. #89  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Shush!!!
    I know not the meaning of that word!



    How about: Hamburger Helper helps her make a great meal! (god awful stuff!)
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  10. #90  
    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    I know not the meaning of that word!
    I know I know...'and not afraid to use it.' lol

    How bout, Shake and Bake. 'and I helped'
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  11. #91  
    clap on, clap off
  12. #92  
    Bacon? Bacon? I smell bacon!
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  13. #93  
    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

    ( must be sung )
    ...and if you were able to sing it in 4 seconds or less on the local radio station, you won 5$ in McD's Gift Certificates. I did!
    ----
    others...

    "How do you handle a Hungry Man? The Man-Handler!"
    Get your mind out of the gutter, it was for some sort of man-sized hefty meal... that reminds me...

    "Hefty, Hefty Hefty, Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy" For Hefty Bags.

    "The Bigger the Burger, the Better the Burger, the Burgers are Bigger at Burger King"

    Local Cloverland Farms Dairy Jingle:
    "If you don't own a cow, call Cloverland now. It's NOrth 9-2222" (Aging myself, phone numbers were only 7 digits long, and the first 2 digits were spelled by a word. The NO in NOrth was 66. Milk was delivered in glass bottles to your door).

    "I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...
    a song of peace that echoes on, and never goes away.
    I'd like to see the world for once, all standin' hand in hand...
    and hear them echo through the trees, for peace thru-out the land.
    I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep in company.
    That's the song I hear (singin' along)
    What the World wants today
    It's the real Thing (Coca Cola)"
    (It was something like that, from memory, not Google)
    "Everybody Palm!"

    Palm III/IIIC, Palm Vx, Verizon: Treo 650, Centro, Pre+.
    Leo killed my future Pre 3 & Opal, dagnabitt!
    Should I buy a Handspring Visor instead?
    Got a Pre2! "It eats iPhones for Breakfast"!
  14. #94  
    a kid will eat the middle of an oreo first and save the chocolate cookie outside for last
    Run your ad here... reach thousands daily...



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  15. #95  
    Connect 4!
    Where?
    Here, diagonally!
    Pretty sneaky sis..
  16.    #96  
    Quote Originally Posted by scottymomo View Post
    Connect 4!
    Where?
    Here, diagonally!
    Pretty sneaky sis..
    lol, i used to laugh about that one all the time.
  17. #97  
    Ancient chinese secret huh?
  18. #98  
    Zoom Zoom
    Hmmm?.....It's a Palm Pre, here, let me show you something cool...;-)
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    #99  
    "It's the burglars that break in through the windows you want to be worried about!"

    , probably only in the UK.
    PalmPilot Professional...Palm Vx...Treo 600...Treo 680...HTC Touch HD...iPhone 4S...
  20. #100  
    Quote Originally Posted by verwon View Post
    Interesting TP obsession you both have there!
    Arr, I need TP for my bunghole.
    Would you like to see my bunghole?
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