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  1. #101  
    "Pablo Picasso was never called an a.s.s hole."

    "Regular *ucking people. I hate 'em.
  2. #102  
    Quote Originally Posted by allonon View Post
    "this is my BOOOMstick"
    Ohhhh yes, that one... "Good - bad - i'm the one with the gun"
  3. #103  
    Quote Originally Posted by HelloNNNewman View Post
    "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?! "
    full metal jacket !! Sir !!
    ĦṔ-Ḷṫ-Ŧḯη
    Here is a direct link to webOS Doc for all carriers
    http://www.webos-internals.org/wiki/...octor_Versions
    P.S. if i have helped you and you are thankful please hit the thanks button to the right---->
  4. #104  
    "Funny, haha? Or funny like a clown."
  5. #105  
    "I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue."
  6. #106  
    from the best movie ever (said in a Mexican accent), "Bah-ges? We don't need no stinking bah-ges!"
  7. #107  
    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
  8. #108  
    I bet you by the time we get to aspen i'll get you to gamble
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    #109  
    It's a trap!
  10. #110  
    "I like my sex the same as i like my basketball....
    One on one, with as little dribbling as possible."
  11. #111  
    "Like a midget at a urinal; I knew i'd have to stay on my toes."
  12. #112  
    "Frank! You can't do it. You might end up dead!"

    "You might end up dead is my middle name."
  13. #113  
    "Like a blind man at an orgy, i knew i'd have to feel my way around."
  14. #114  
    Yes, well. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in plain view of a hundred people, I shoot the *******s, that's my policy.
  15. #115  
    put that thing back where it came from or so help me
  16. #116  
    Quote Originally Posted by solarus View Post
    "my nuts are half way up my as$ but other than that i'm just perfect"
    Gimme the keys Lisa. I can drive.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  17. #117  
    hey man how am i drivin?... i think we're parked man

    keep on knockin but you can't come innnn!

    Hey man, he wants to know your name, tell him your name. 2) (Vomits on the seat.) 1) His name is, RAAAAAALPH
  18. #118  
    ''all I need is some tasty waves,a cool buzz and I'm fine''........''relax ok,my old man is a television repair man,hes got this ultimate set of tools''
  19. #119  
    There are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, to boldly go where no man has gone before. To seek out new life ........
    ĦṔ-Ḷṫ-Ŧḯη
    Here is a direct link to webOS Doc for all carriers
    http://www.webos-internals.org/wiki/...octor_Versions
    P.S. if i have helped you and you are thankful please hit the thanks button to the right---->
  20. #120  
    ''the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few,,,or the one''.
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