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    ok, i'm bored. Let's all write a story, a tale, a fable, what have you ...
    Two rules: you can only add one sentence at a time and you cannot post two times in a row.



    The story begins ...

    As I turned the corner, I saw something strange.
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    An inebriated Asian man doing pushups in front of Home Depot
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    I admit, I was curious; so I approached him.
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    Ruby was talking to Dan on an iphone, I could hear him saying
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    He said: "Can't there ever, EVER be a thread that doesn't have a post mentioning the damn iPhone???"
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    and then he said, "I wonder why this guy is doing push ups in front of the Home Depot?"
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    Then he smashed the iPhone on the sidewalk because he realized the call dropped 5 minutes ago
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    He was glad the iphone he just crushed was his friends, and then pulled out his
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    battery operated misting spray bottle/fan.
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    Whew this summer is a scorcher he thought

    on a side note this thread is cursed since I got my 666th thank on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    Whew this summer is a scorcher he thought

    on a side note this thread is cursed since I got my 666th thank on it
    Uh oh, was that me?
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    YES
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    Well, you now have a choice.

    You can have me remove my 666th thank from you

    OR

    you can thank ME seven times so i can join your evil little club.
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    Oh-
    Sorry, tsnum4, as soon as we get this straightened out, we'll get back to your story.
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    but then he realized it must be a dream because it's the middle of January
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    so I says to the guy go left, and what's he do? He goes left! It's crazy...
    I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money.

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    because I never thought he would do what I told him to.
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    Walking up behind me I noticed a
    Thought of the day :
    No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChasT View Post
    Walking up behind me I noticed a
    cockroach- and a squirrel.
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    So I ate them.
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