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  1. #101  
    I might as well keep this pg and use the restroom.
    on the way to the restroom" ladies.... Please try and keep your hands off of me. I know... It's rare that you see such a beast of a man.I know it's hard for you to restrain yourselfs... But I am only here to drop this turd off... And I will be on my way".

    as the pleading, crying, screaming intensified... I jumped out of the restroom window and I ......
  2. #102  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    i'll just stay for a beer or two.




    Five hours later......
  3. #103  
    Quote Originally Posted by clutch1222 View Post
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 08/08/2010 at 07:05 PM.
  4. #104  
    realized that , i wasnt in the restroom after all ... it was really the..
  5. #105  
    store a block from my house, so I bought a.............
  6. #106  
    case of condoms
  7. #107  
    thinking I was in for a rough night .. I decided to try them all on all at once
  8. #108  
    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    thinking I was in for a rough night .. I decided to try them all on all at once
    once I felt my pre was well protected...
    Last edited by clutch1222; 08/09/2010 at 01:56 AM.
  9. #109  
    I realized that I'm allergic to latex and began to swell up like........
  10. #110  
    a bullfrog.
  11. #111  
    I got so big I looked like the stay puff marshmallow man.. that's when I saw
  12. #112  
    the Michelin man...
  13. #113  
    I realized he was out to kill me.. since he is made of rubber and knows that i'm allergic to rubber... just then i formed a plan
  14. #114  
    ... but then forgot it.
  15. #115  
    So I went for Plan B- ... i would hide-out from the Michelin man over at Hurd's House...
    "Everybody Palm!"

    Palm III/IIIC, Palm Vx, Verizon: Treo 650, Centro, Pre+.
    Leo killed my future Pre 3 & Opal, dagnabitt!
    Should I buy a Handspring Visor instead?
    Got a Pre2! "It eats iPhones for Breakfast"!
  16. #116  
    unfortunately Hurd doesn't recognize me as the Stay-Puff-Man so he politely asks me to leave using his S&W 500 so.........
  17. #117  
    i politely left.
  18. #118  
    Off in the disti distance, i thought i heard shadavis08's LOL LOL LOL.......
  19. #119  
    Then realized it was db doinit again...
  20. #120  
    behind that Mercedes!

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