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    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    But somebody by the name of Seymour Butts comes to the phone instead.
    Who happened to run a thriving proctology practice, so he and dbd had much to talk about...
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    ... or did they?
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    During their conversation....he found that they have a mutual friend named Ivana tinkle...who runs
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    a lemonade stand right next to the Tavern...
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    which is just across the street from Home Depot.
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    And charges $10 bucks a glass for a beverage made with fake lemons and...
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    ...a secret family ingredient
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    which forces asian men to do pushups.
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    In front of their nearest Home Depot, which suddenly explained a lot...
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    but what it didn't explain was...
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    ....the ingredient which only Jack Bauer can extract

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    using nothing more than a Pixi Stick and some bubble gum
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    Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
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    And then wondered what the hell it all had to do with lemonade and push-ups
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    After the police finished raiding 063_xobx' house.....
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    ......They found the Obama's Package and the secret ingredient.
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    upon such a find they called the tavern again and asked for Mike Hunt, who instructed them to.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbsprinter View Post
    upon such a find they called the tavern again and asked for Mike Hunt, who instructed them to.....
    Find Anna Recksick because only she...
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    can prevent forest fires...
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    by hurling over them, which is way more efficient than.....

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