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    Quote Originally Posted by TreoFever View Post
    So I ate them.
    and proceeded to throw up right in front of Home Depot.
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    But it was onto the bits of the iPhone, so I felt better.
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    I still am curious about why this guy is doing push-ups so;
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    I hopped a plane to Asia to ask his family, upon landing
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    then heard the pilot say; "Welcome to Delta Flight #6, to Antarctica....
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    After landing I tracked down his family and his mother offered to "love me long time" for 7 dollars so I
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    let her.
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    Then I said: "That was anticlimactic..."
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    ...... "that damn dbd, i expected better"....
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    30 seconds later the dirty deed was all done, so I walked off towards
    Thought of the day :
    No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
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    another "long time" lover
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    ......" OMFG What was in that food...it's gonna come out of both ends now"
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    After visiting the doctor only to find out it was not the food but a STD from "Love You Long Time"
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    And that is how I spent my summer vacation
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    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    And that is how I spent my summer vacation
    I then looked to the skies above... to my surprise... i saw a glimmering eye... following me... tracking my every move.... It spoke to me... and said" i am a serpent. I go by the name of GOOGLE. Drop that pathetic little phone of yours... and spend all of your money on my machines.... i will make sure that i use you and leave you with out an ounce of an identity.... i will sell you and your soul!!!!!!

    WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    [omg, this certainly was a strange story]

    THE END?

    lol, thanks for humoring me
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    BUT WAIT!!

    There's more!




    Act now, and we'll include....
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    Droidzilla! The latest Android device complete with 4 GHz processor & 2 day battery life, sold exclusively at Walmart, with super secret lifetime underwear rfid monitoring for life.
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    I guess I'll just have to go without underwear, then it won't know where I am at
    Dan
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    while i'm partying at
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