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  1. #11161  
    Isn't 'boxen' the plural of box?
  2. #11162  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    You know what i meant, lol.
    Yeah, you meant your one promiscuous llama
  3. #11163  
    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    Isn't 'boxen' the plural of box?
    I don't believe so...
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  4.    #11164  
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    Yeah, you meant your one promiscuous llama
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    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    Isn't 'boxen' the plural of box?
    The plural of box is "kicked out of the house"
  6.    #11166  
    Some guy (from Nam?) finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

    After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

    "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

    "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

    "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

    "But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"

    "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.

    The guy is stunned.

    "Let's row over to my place, " she says.

    After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck.

    As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

    "No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice."

    "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

    Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

    After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

    No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end, inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.

    "What next?"

    When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a shell necklace-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias.

    She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

    "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know... " She stares into his eyes.

    He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in luck: "You mean...", he gasps, "...I can actually check the ButterCakes thread from here??"
  7. #11167  
    Bêêêhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    That guy can't be from Nam...
  8.    #11168  
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    Bêêêhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    That guy can't be from Nam...
    Lol, that was an actual joke that i found online. The only things i changed were the first and last sentences, ltm ltm.
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    #11169  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    Lol, that was an actual joke that i found online. The only things i changed were the first and last sentences, ltm ltm.
    What was the actual last line?
  10.    #11170  
    Quote Originally Posted by irateb View Post
    What was the actual last line?
    The last line said "e-mail", not ButterCakes (obviously ).

    The first line was that it was a Wall Street guy.
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    Can I be eligible to win via my iPod?
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    #11172  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Can I be eligible to win via my iPod?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Can I be eligible to win via my iPod?
    Yes, even if you post from a coconut with dial-up.
  14. #11174  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    Yes, even if you post from a coconut with dial-up.
    I tried the coconut thing last time..... That's why I thought I won on post 25....

    I think you need to remove coconuts from the compatible systems....
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    #11175  
    Could you put two coconuts together to double the bandwidth? Would that help?
  16. #11176  
    Haha.. maybe make that more than 2... or better yet stick whatever you can out the top and convert to wireless LOL
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    #11177  
    Does the 'Search This Thread' search ever actually find anything? It never works for me...
  18. #11178  
    Palm trees make excellent access points. I know that for a fact.
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    Google:
    "find stuff" site:forums.precentral.net
  20. #11180  
    I have found adding a few chimps to hit the coconuts together helps make a movie about King Arthur... and no, I am not suggesting coconuts migrate.... not even by swallows.

    But what if they grasp it by the husk, you say. I say to you a 4 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut.
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