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  1. #10721  
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning OT crew!
  2.    #10722  
    Quote Originally Posted by rlangley21 View Post
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning OT crew!
    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasup
  3. #10723  
    Just another day at work trying to kill time before I get to go home...
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    #10724  
    Quote Originally Posted by rlangley21 View Post
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning OT crew!
    hey now !
  5. #10725  
    Quote Originally Posted by Erckul View Post
    look at you! Sparing no expense on your way to the top
    For a buttercup PM...you betcha !
    I spend more time holding the ladder now anyway!
    This space for rent or lease. Inquire within.
  6.    #10726  
    pogey pee can get a ButterCakes PM if he wins the next frenzy...
  7. #10727  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    pogey pee can get a ButterCakes PM if he wins the next frenzy...
    Then we must do everything we can to stop him.

    Not really, I just wanted to make it sound like I care...
  8.    #10728  
    Quote Originally Posted by rlangley21 View Post
    Then we must do everything we can to stop him.

    Not really, I just wanted to make it sound like I care...
  9. #10729  
    I wanna help!
    Sprint Love
  10. #10730  
    I'm not sure His Royal Pogeyness can be stopped!
    *shivers with knees shaking*

    God does all the funny stuff have to be formatted white?
  11.    #10731  
    Quote Originally Posted by tooearly View Post
    I wanna help!
    You're never too early.

    Welcome to our party.
  12. #10732  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    You're never too early.

    Welcome to our party.
    Why thanks. I always read this thread but never post to it. ltm
    Sprint Love
  13.    #10733  
    Quote Originally Posted by tooearly View Post
    Why thanks. I always read this thread but never post to it. ltm
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
    We don't bite (although i can't vouch for shadavis08's turtles).
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    I'm not sure His Royal Pogeyness can be stopped!
    *shivers with knees shaking*

    God does all the funny stuff have to be formatted white?
    Yes

    Yes it does...I spend most of the day swiping at people's responses jsut so I don't miss anything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tooearly View Post
    I wanna help!
    If you try to win the prize, I hope your screen name doesn't apply all the time. Too early and all you do is set up the winner...
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    #10736  
    Quote Originally Posted by tooearly View Post
    I wanna help!
    we're gonna need a bigger ladder
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    #10737  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
    We don't bite (although i can't vouch for shadavis08's turtles).
    and shin guards might be useful if those pygmies get worked into a frenzy
  18. #10738  
    Quote Originally Posted by Erckul View Post
    and shin guards might be useful if those pygmies get worked into a frenzy
    or Shane's turtles...
  19.    #10739  
    Oil Changing Instructions for Women:

    1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.
    2. Drink a cup of coffee.
    3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

    Money spent:

    $20.00 for oil change
    $1.00 for coffee.

    TOTAL: $21.00
  20.    #10740  
    Oil Change Instructions for Men:

    1. Go to store, spend $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.
    2. Get home to discover that the used oil container is full.
    3. Instead of taking it to local repair garage for recycling, dump in hole in back yard.
    4. Open a beer and drink it.
    5. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
    6. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
    7. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
    8. Place drain pan under engine.
    9. Look for 9/16th box end wrench.
    10. give up and use crescent wrench.
    11. Unscrew drain plug.
    12. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil ; get hot oil on you in process.
    13. Clean up mess.
    14. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
    15. Look for oil filter wrench.
    16. Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.
    17. Beer.
    18. Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
    19. Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
    20. Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
    21. Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
    22. Walk to 7 Eleven; buy beer.
    23. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
    24. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
    25. Remember drain plug from step 11.
    26. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
    27. Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
    28. Drink Beer.
    29. Uncover hole and sift for drain plug.
    30. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
    31. Drink beer.
    32. Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
    33. Bang head on floor boards in reaction to step 31.
    34. Begin cussing a fit.
    35. Throw wrench.
    36. Swear 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss July (1992) in her overabundant chest.
    36. Beer.
    37. Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
    38. Beer.
    39. Beer.
    40. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
    41. Beer.
    42. Lower car from jack stands.
    43. Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
    44. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
    45. Beer
    46. Test drive car.
    47. Get pulled over; arrested for driving under the influence.
    48. Car gets impounded.
    49. Make bail: Get car from impound yard.

    Money spent:

    $50.00 parts
    $25.00 beer
    $75.00 replacement set of jack stands
    $1,000.00 Bail
    $200.00 Impound and towing fee

    TOTAL: $1,350.00

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