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  1. #10241  
    Quick, my Pre is in the wash..... what do I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    The Far Side. I can't find the pic!
    Sorry for not posting the pic in a post-pic thread.
    Oh.

    I haven't read The Far Side for years, sorry i missed the joke.
  3. #10243  
    Quick, my wash is now in my Pre..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  4. #10244  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Quick, my Pre is in the wash..... what do I do?
    Open the door and put lots of rice in it. Then run a really hot program, and invite all your friends over.
  5. #10245  
    nevermind..... phone clean.
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  6.    #10246  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Quick, my Pre is in the wash..... what do I do?
    Take it out and put it on eBay to sell to some unsuspecting cheapo.
  7. #10247  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    Oh.

    I haven't read The Far Side for years, sorry i missed the joke.
    I was referring to The Unnamed One, not to you, Prince of Pogeyland.
  8. #10248  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    Take it out and put it on eBay to sell to some unsuspecting cheapo.
    I'll buy it! I'll buy it! I'll buy it!
  9.    #10249  
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    I was referring to The Unnamed One, not to you, Prince of Pogeyland.
    ah-ha, got it.

    Ok, that's it.
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    #10250  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Quick, my Pre is in the wash..... what do I do?
    show it to friends and tell 'em it's the new blackberry. Then when it doesn't work right, say "screw this. I'm buying a Palm. Heard their phones are better anyway".
  11. #10251  
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    I was referring to The Unnamed One, not to you, Prince of Pogeyland.
    GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
    ARTHUR: Yes!
    GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
    ARTHUR: What?
    GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin'
    'em together.
    ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this
    land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
    GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
    ARTHUR: We found them.
    GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
    ARTHUR: What do you mean?
    GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
    ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin
    or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not
    strangers to our land.
    GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
    GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
    ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
    GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple
    question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound
    coconut.
    ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master
    that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
    GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow
    needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
    ARTHUR: Please!
    GUARD #1: Am I right?
    ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
    GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
    swallow, that's my point.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
    ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
    at Camelot?!
    GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
    GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
    [clop clop]
    GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
    GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
    GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    GUARD #2: Well, why not?
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    #10252  
    I know this is Monty Python....is this the Holy Grail?
  13. #10253  
    Quote Originally Posted by irateb View Post
    I know this is Monty Python....is this the Holy Grail?
    Of course!

    GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse
    gave it away
  14. #10254  
    Quote Originally Posted by irateb View Post
    I know this is Monty Python....is this the Holy Grail?
    Absolutely!
  15. #10255  
    Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
    The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
    Brian: You're all different!
    The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
    Man in Crowd: I'm not.
    Another Man: Shhh!
  16. #10256  
    CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: What?
    CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
    MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
    CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
    MORTICIAN: He isn't.
    CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
    CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.
    DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!
    CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
    DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
    CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
    MORTICIAN: I can't.
    CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't
    be long.
    MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine
    today.
    CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
    MORTICIAN: Thursday.
    DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
    CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
    something you can do?
    DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
    [whop]
    CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
    MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    CUSTOMER: Right.
    [clop clop]
    MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
    CUSTOMER: I don't know.
    MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
    CUSTOMER: Why?
    MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.
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    Did I mention that I am getting a brand new Pre today?
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    BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
    ARTHUR: What?
    BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
    ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
    cross this bridge.
    BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
    ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
    BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
    ARTHUR: So be it!
    [hah]
    [parry thrust]
    [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
    ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
    BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
    ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
    BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
    ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
    BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
    ARTHUR: You liar!
    BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
    [hah]
    [parry thrust]
    [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
    ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
    [kneeling]
    We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
    [hah]
    BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
    ARTHUR: What?
    BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
    ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
    BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
    ARTHUR: Look, you stupid *******, you've got no arms left.
    BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
    ARTHUR: Look!
    BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
    [bang]
    ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
    BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
    ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
    [whop]
    BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
    ARTHUR: You'll what?
    BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
    ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
    BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
    ARTHUR: You're a loony.
    BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
    Have at you! Come on then.
    [whop]
    [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
    BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
    ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
    BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
    *******s! Come back here and take what's coming to you.
    I'll bite your legs off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Did I mention that I am getting a brand new Pre today?
    No King of Royaume du Pogeys, thou hast not mentioned none such thingeth.
  20. #10260  
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFromNam View Post
    No King of Royaume du Pogeys, thou hast not mentioned none such thingeth.
    That was a trick question. I did mention it by asking if I mentioned it....
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