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  1. #10081  
    lol lol ltm ltm
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    #10083  
    woohooo! Since it's slow today, the ladder might be easier to handle.
  4. #10084  
    what time is it?
  5.    #10085  
    In the hospital, relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in, looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
  6. #10086  
    hehheee
  7. #10087  
    ha ha ha! Love it!


    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    In the hospital, relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in, looking tired and somber.

    "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

    The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

    The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used."
    Sent from my favorite gadget!
  8. #10088  
    +1
  9. #10089  
    lol lol ltm ltm lol
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    #10090  
    I had a joke, but it got lost in my male brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"
    That's so true. If it's not reproducible, then it's not a bug!
    I'm both super! ... and a doer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sudoer View Post
    That's so true. If it's not reproducible, then it's not a bug!
    Or if it only happens in one operating system vs another, it's still your problem, not the programmer's ltm
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    Quote Originally Posted by sudoer View Post
    That's so true. If it's not reproducible, then it's not a bug!
    sounds like something rwhitby would say
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    #10094  
    I don't get it
  15. #10095  
    ltm ltm ltm
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    #10096  
    Quote Originally Posted by Erckul View Post
    I don't get it
    You keep holding the ladder there buddy
  17. #10097  
    what?
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    #10098  
    huh?
  19. #10099  
    Two word posts, please...

    Do I win?

    Blasted back-to-backs....Don't delete them hatchett.....

    Congrats irateb!
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    #10100  
    Nobodylikesmytwoword posts

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