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  1. #9281  
    Why do milking stools only have three legs?

    Because the cow's got the udder.
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  2.    #9282  
    She also knows this will never get to 100 posts...



    -Workerb33
  3. #9283  
    Light travels faster than sound
    This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
  4. #9284  
    What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

    A private tutor
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  5. #9285  
    Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
    It comes with all of Ken's stuff
  6. #9286  
    What did one snowman say to the other?

    Do you smell carrots?
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  7.    #9287  
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mods
    Do not forget the rules and regulations of this thread. Ignorance is not a valid excuse.
    - NO BACK-TO-BACK posting by the same person in the frenzy (81-99) leading up to each hundred mark. That would be considered cheating.

    - If you just so happen to post a back-to-back for the win (i.e. to say or ask if you won, or it's just part of the natural conversation), that would be okay and accepted.

    - If you happen to post a back-to-back during the frenzy, LEAVE IT.
    We will decide if it was malicious or not.

    - If posts are deleted during the frenzy to the hundred marks (or after) in order to make yourself win (or somebody else lose), we WILL notice it, you WON'T win and we'll hunt you down and severely beat you.

    - In your "acceptance speech", please state whether you want the Special PM to be from Verwon Buttercup or Blaize Babycakes.

    - REMINDER TO THE WINNERS: Please do NOT tell the thread what the Special PM is. The more mysterious for the non-winners, the better for all of us.
  8. #9288  
    "Man who stand in front of car get tired."
  9. #9289  
    Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?

    They all got marooned.
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  10. #9290  
    How do you get 99 old ladies to say "Crap" at the same time?
    Yell "Bingo!"
  11. #9291  
    What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
    The captain's log
  12.    #9292  
    What did the the tie say to the hat?





    You go on a head, I'll just hang around.
  13. #9293  
    Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the park?
    One was a salted
  14. #9294  
    What about the dyslexic pimp?
    He bought a warehouse
  15. #9295  
    What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

    He got a little behind in his work.
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  16. #9296  
    Is it dinner time yet?
  17. #9297  
    What happened on post 9300?
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  18. #9298  
    someone deleted something
  19. #9299  
    I win

    Badum bum chsssssssssssssssssssshhhhh
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  20. #9300  
    Hahah

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