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  1. #9261  
    Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?

    It's making HEADLINES!
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  2. #9262  
    Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: "I’ll take a beer, and one for the road."
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  3. #9263  
    How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?



    When you take careful aim.
  4. #9264  
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?

    Russell
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  5. #9265  
    Why don't blind people go skydiving?

    Because it scares the bejesus out of the dogs!
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  6. #9266  
    A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

    Badum bum chssssssssssssshhhhhh
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  7.    #9267  
    How do you make a tissue dance?





    Put a little boogey in it.
  8. #9268  
    What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs?

    They have to sit in their own pew.
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  9.    #9269  
    Where do bees go to the bathroom?





    At the BP station.
  10. #9270  
    A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.
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  11. #9271  
    why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?



    in case they get a Hole-In One
  12.    #9272  
    Why don't skeletons fight each other?





    They don't have the guts.
  13. #9273  
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
    - Matt
  14. #9274  
    Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
    A. Where you left it.
  15. #9275  
    What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?

    A FRISBEE!
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  16. #9276  
    Why was the sand wet?

    Because the seaweed.
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  17.    #9277  
    What did the stamp say to the envelope?






    Stick with me and we'll go places.
  18. #9278  
    What is invisible and smells like carrots?


    Rabbit farts
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  19.    #9279  
    Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or baby Bigger?





    Baby Bigger, because he's a little Bigger.
  20. #9280  
    Who invented King Arthur's round table ?
    Sir Circumference !

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