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  1.    #9241  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    I try hard to not be funny....

    What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    Banananaaaaaaaaaaa, banananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
  2. #9242  
    How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

    Eclipse it....
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  3.    #9243  
    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

    It won't be long now
    lol lmao
  4. #9244  
    What game would you play with a wombat?

    Wom.
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  5. #9245  
    Thanks for the nobodies. Good laugh before turning in.
  6.    #9246  
    Why did the man with one hand cross the road?




    To get to the second hand shop.
  7. #9247  
    Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle.
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  8.    #9248  
    Why did the picture go to jail?




    Because it was framed.
  9. #9249  
    What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

    His ****.
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  10. #9250  
    Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens?



    Because all they ever said was Bach, Bach, Bach!
  11.    #9251  
    What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?





    Lunch and dinner.
  12.    #9252  
    Why did the robber take a bath?




    Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
  13. #9253  
    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

    Pumpkin Pi
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  14.    #9254  
    What did one wall say to the other wall?





    I'll meet you at the corner.
  15. #9255  
    LOL - This one is awesome-----

    What do you do when you see a spaceman?

    Park your car man.
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  16.    #9256  
    Why was the math book sad?





    Because it had too many problems.
  17. #9257  
    What do clouds wear under their shorts?

    Thunderpants
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  18.    #9258  
    What do you get from a pampered cow?




    Spoiled milk.
  19.    #9259  
    What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?




    "MEEEEEEEEE!!!"
  20.    #9260  
    Why did the tomato turn red?





    It saw the salad dressing!

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