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    A tourist goes into a bar, and there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker. He says, "Is that dog really playing poker?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
  2. #3062  
    Villon is correct.

    Next...

    First clue...

    Lives by the sea
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    #3063  
    puff the magic dragon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erckul View Post
    puff the magic dragon
    Format issues.
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  5. #3065  
    who is puff daddy the magiacal smokin dragon

    PS:

    Spoiler Alert!!!A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
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    #3066  
    Dora the explorer should just get a GPS already
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    its not bundled with her plan
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    Well, that ends our game for this 100.... join us next 100 for a new game.
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    hahaha LOL
    Thanks Pogey! That helped pass some time!!!
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    gave me something to do at work. Good times
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    How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



    A)How many can you afford?

    B)Three.


    If You answered B) than read on... If you answered A) try again....






    How do three Lawyers take care of the light bulb problem

    A) One climbs the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.

    B)Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i. e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. . . . .
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    #3072  
    Quote Originally Posted by Erckul View Post
    Dora the explorer should just get a GPS already
    I'm the MMMMMMAAAAAPPPPPP! I can hear my son singing it now. Is it bad that I root for Swiper when he shows up?
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    So the lawyer is cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said, "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer. "No, I did not," said the doctor. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out practicing law somewhere."
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    Macho macho man....

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  15.    #3075  
    Damn, you're quick, Pogey.

    Thank you!
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    #3076  
    I'm putting the lawyers jokes on my bosses' desks.
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    #3077  
    I'm wondering how long it'll take for Verwon to get a pet name? ltm
  18. #3078  
    Overheard just now in the bathroom...

    "Someone doesn't know how to pee.... Dude, there's pee everywhere."

    I work in a large office building with a lot of execs.... it was on their floor too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    Overheard just now in the bathroom...

    "Someone doesn't know how to pee.... Dude, there's pee everywhere."

    I work in a large office building with a lot of execs.... it was on their floor too.
    the lack of handwashing grosses me out. Hand sanitizer is very important in the building I work in
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    Seriously... I mean you have a foot wide target that you stand over and you can't hit the mark? And then figure in the handwashing... yeah, it's no wonder we have super bacterial infections...
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