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  1. #81  
    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    This one actually works pretty well at parties:

    3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk says the room is $30, so each man pays $10 and goes up to their room.
    It will only work at parties if someone doesn't go off topic about why three guys are checking in to one $30 hotel room...

    ...and I think it's safe to assume that dbd will eventually start a thread to collect ideas to explain why they were...

    eeewwwww....


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    Lol, hmmmm...

    I just didn't wanna "bring that up".
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    #83  
    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    ...and I think it's safe to assume that dbd will eventually start a thread to collect ideas to explain why they were...
    Sorry, but Obama is cracking down now on government leaks. We may never know....
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    Little known (but obvious) fact:

    Off-topic posts clearly count in the total, and dbd has a clear strategy to reach 3,000 before the weekend.
    Run your ad here... reach thousands daily...



    ...Now accepting orders for my upcoming iHandle™.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    Little known (but obvious) fact:

    Off-topic posts clearly count in the total, and dbd has a clear strategy to reach 3,000 before the weekend.
    Nah, off-topic posts don't count.

    But i do plan on hitting 3000 by my one-year anniversary here on the 16th.
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    #86  
    Little known fact: When dbdoinit laughs upside down, he have hairy crack-up.
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    #88  
    Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th".
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  9. #89  
    if vegetables are used to make vegetable oil, and olives are used to make olive oil...

    ...what do they use to make baby oil?
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    Little known fact

    Bears are godless killing machines
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    Lol lol....
    I could always depend on you guys for laughs.
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    Bono still hasn't found what he was looking for.
    I am no longer a part of the Pre Central Community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris_C3 View Post
    Bono still hasn't found what he was looking for.
    Lol again.
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    what is the difference between a duck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Workerb33 View Post
    what is the difference between a duck?
    Now i'm seeing double.

    Between a duck and a hard place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonesey View Post
    Espresso has less caffeine than brewed coffee.
    Per serving, not per fluid ounce. Espresso has more caffeine per ounce, but a cup of brewed coffee has more caffeine than a shot of espresso. (Which is why I drink my espreso by the cup.)

    The Statue of Liberty is 22 times life-size.
    Indianapolis, IN, is the largest landlocked US city (by population).
    Jacksonville, FL, is the largest US city by land area.
    Charlie found Candy Mountain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHT View Post
    Per serving, not per fluid ounce. Espresso has more caffeine per ounce, but a cup of brewed coffee has more caffeine than a shot of espresso. (Which is why I drink my espreso by the cup.)

    The Statue of Liberty is 22 times life-size.
    Indianapolis, IN, is the largest landlocked US city (by population).
    Jacksonville, FL, is the largest US city by land area.
    Charlie found Candy Mountain.
    But who shot the sherriff?
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    #98  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    But who shot the sherriff?
    Only Bob knows and he's not telling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbdoinit View Post
    But who shot the sherriff?
    The same person who didn't shoot the deputy
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    Quote Originally Posted by groovy View Post
    Only Bob knows and he's not telling.
    I think he told Clapton before he left
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