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  1. #21  
    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    This one actually works pretty well at parties:

    3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk says the room is $30, so each man pays $10 and goes up to their room.

    A while later the manager behind the desk realizes the room was only $25, so he sends the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy can't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he decides to give each man $1 and keeps the other $2 for himself.

    So, the 3 men each ultimately paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add the $2 that the bellboy kept brings the total to $29.

    Where is the missing dollar!?

    $10 - initially paid by each man.
    -$ 1 - returned to each man.
    $ 9 - net cost to each man.
    x 3 - number of men.
    $27 - total out of pocket for the men.
    +$ 2 - what the bell boy keeps.
    $29 - total account for dollars.
    damn you; thanks for ruining the rest of my day.
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    a true day is 23 hours,56 mins and 4 seconds.
  3. #23  
    did you know that the mask used by michael myers in the original halloween movie was a captain kirk mask painted white.
  4.    #24  
    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    I guess yr not aloud to mention a certain historical figure,,,by bad.
    H - t - - r's mom, right?
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    yes,,i deleted my post,,did not want to offend,,but you are right
  6. #26  
    rats can tell the differnce between 2 human languages.
  7.    #27  
    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    yes,,i deleted my post,,did not want to offend,,but you are right
    Damn, it's crazy how one little decision changed the world so dramatically, huh?
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    imagine that
  9. #29  
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
  10.    #30  
    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    lol
  11. #31  
    Quote Originally Posted by 063_xobx View Post
    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    lol wow,,thats funny,,i remember hearing this once
  12. #32  
    50percent of american women would not marry the same guy. Doh!
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    #33  
    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    This one actually works pretty well at parties:

    3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk says the room is $30, so each man pays $10 and goes up to their room.

    A while later the manager behind the desk realizes the room was only $25, so he sends the bellboy to the 3 guys' room with $5. On the way, the bellboy can't figure out how to split $5 evenly between 3 men, so he decides to give each man $1 and keeps the other $2 for himself.

    So, the 3 men each ultimately paid $9 for the room, which is a total of $27. Add the $2 that the bellboy kept brings the total to $29.

    Where is the missing dollar!?

    $10 - initially paid by each man.
    -$ 1 - returned to each man.
    $ 9 - net cost to each man.
    x 3 - number of men.
    $27 - total out of pocket for the men.
    +$ 2 - what the bell boy keeps.
    $29 - total account for dollars.
    Argh it works out mathematically... but stupid English gets in the way of the Universal language

    tricky wording Micael...
    Last edited by srswarley; 07/22/2010 at 05:02 PM.
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    #34  
    Did you know the Earth is not a true sphere.. it's what's known as an Oblate Spheroid due to it rotating around its axis and pushing the equator away from the center.
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    did you know earth is the only planet not named after a god.
  16.    #36  
    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    50percent of american women would not marry the same guy. Doh!
    I would bet $1000 that 95% of men wouldn't even re-marry.
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    People who think that they can prove that 2=1 divide by zero.
    : (){:|:&};:
  18. #38  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbd View Post
    I would bet $1000 that 95% of men wouldn't even re-marry.
    don't know about that one,,there are so many men who are on there 2nd or 3rd marriage..whats up with that.
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    Horses do not possess the ability to vomit.
    'til we meet again.
    THL
  20.    #40  
    A traveler arrives in a small town and decides he wants to get a haircut. There are only two barbershops in town - one on East Street and one on West Street.

    The East Street barbershop is a mess and the barber has the worst haircut the traveler has ever seen. The West Street barbershop is neat and clean and its barber's hair looks as good as a movie star's.

    Which barbershop does the traveler go to for his haircut, and why?
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 07/23/2010 at 09:09 AM.
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