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    Alright Forum members.... here is a chance for you to get out some daily life frustrations... will having some fun. No need to kick the dog when you get home after a tough day... just jump into this thread and let someone have it!

    Rules:
    Sling a Yo Mama joke at the user preceding you.

    Keep it as clean as possible

    1 Yo mama insult per post. ( The Rush Rule)

    HAVE FUN!


    Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
    Last edited by clutch1222; 07/21/2010 at 11:33 PM.
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    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
    We can not control the direction of the wind. However, we can adjust our sail.
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    Yo mama is go greasy that she used bacon as a band-aid!
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    your momma so fat instead of wearing a G-string she has to wear a G-rope
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    Kenjo, your momma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy flowed out.
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    ohh snap!!!

    Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.
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    Yo mama is so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
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    yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
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    Quote Originally Posted by voodoochild View Post
    yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order
    Okay, that made me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by scuba_steve View Post
    Okay, that made me laugh

    SS ! you need to multitask grasshopper!
    Laugh and post an insulting yo mama joke!

    Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples
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    yo mama mouth smell so stink she gave me an ear infection over the phone
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    Yo mama so fat she uses the Yankee stadium as a bathtub.
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    yo mama so ugly,you can stick her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
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    Yo mama so fat she walked out the house in high heels and came back in flip flops.



    yO MAMA IS SOOOO FAT WHEN SHE WANTED A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER LAKE MICHIGAN!!BURNED!!
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    Yo mamma's so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!

    Yo mamma's so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!

    Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

    Yo mommas so fat, the National Weather Service names each one reads "one at a time, please"
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    Yo mamma's so dumb she has an iPhone
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    I'm sorry that was a bit harsh
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    yo mamma's so stupid, when Steve Jobs told her she was holding her iphone the wrong way... she believed him
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    Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
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    Your mother is so unattractive that very few men are romantically interested in her
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