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  1. #121  
    Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  2. #122  
    Yo mama's so fat, that she donated her old dress to Goodwill and they used it to build a tent city for flood refugees in Bangladesh.
  3. #123  
    Your mama is so ugly your dad shaved the dogs **** and made it walk backwards just to have somthing better to look at.
  4. #124  
    Quote Originally Posted by thecrazy88 View Post
    Your mama is so ugly your dad shaved the dogs **** and made it walk backwards just to have somthing better to look at.


    Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  5. #125  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post


    Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
    Your mama so ugly she looks like this

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  6. #126  
    Yo Mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
    The Saint
  7. #127  
    Yo Mama is so old, she owes Moses a dollar.
    Yo Mama is so old, when she farts, dust comes out.
    The Saint
  8.    #128  
    Quote Originally Posted by thecrazy88 View Post
    Your mama so ugly she looks like this

    OHH.. WHAT A SWEET MAMA. LOVE THOSE EARINGS... AND HER CUTE LITTLE PITBULL NOSE..ADORABLE..... BUT

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
  9. #129  
    Yo mama so fat, Greenpeace had to step in to save her from a Japanese whaling vessel.
  10.    #130  
    You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
  11. #131  
    Quote Originally Posted by JBGood View Post
    Tu madre es un hombre grande com los manos de grasa. Elle Tiene una espalda peluda.
    Yo mama is a big man with fat hands. She has a hairy back.

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    Can this one be explained? I'm gobsmacked.
  12. #132  
    Quote Originally Posted by clutch1222 View Post
    You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
    Yo mama's so fat, Greenpeace and the National Guard couldn't push her back in the water.
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  13. #134  
    Yo mama so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
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    #135  
    Yo mama is so damn fat, the Earth started revolving around her!
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    Yo mama.... is beautiful.... I just cant get enough ;-)
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