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  1. #101  
    Your mama's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
  2. #102  
    Yo momma so stupid she thought a book club was a club made out of books.
  3. #103  
    Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
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  4.    #104  
    Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
  5. #105  
    Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
  6. #106  
    Yo mama so racist she only steps on the white lines when crossing the street.
  7. #107  
    Yo mama so fat that Google's first attempt at Google Earth was just a picture of her face.
  8. #108  
    Yo mama's so ugly that her mom was the inventor of the facepalm. She did it when yo mama was born.
  9.    #109  
    Quote Originally Posted by gollyzila View Post
    Yo mama's so ugly that her mom was the inventor of the facepalm. She did it when yo mama was born.
    you Big.... power ranger looking like....

    Yo mama so stupid......I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
  10. #110  
    Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she opens her mouth you hear "parkay"
  11. #111  
    Your mama stank so bad Pepe Le Pew walk by and said DAMN THAT ****** SINKS!!
  12. #112  
    Quote Originally Posted by thecrazy88 View Post
    Your mama stank so bad Pepe Le Pew walk by and said DAMN THAT ****** SINKS!!
    Wheh!

    Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mother said, isn't this a treasure, and her father said yeah let's bury it.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  13. #113  
    yo mamma is so fat...that is easier to jump over her....than to go around her.....
  14.    #114  
    Quote Originally Posted by castab75 View Post
    yo mamma is so fat...that is easier to jump over her....than to go around her.....
    damn, thats pretty fat...
    but....

    Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
  15. #115  
    Quote Originally Posted by clutch1222 View Post
    damn, thats pretty fat...
    but....

    Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
    Good one!

    To mamma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
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  16. #116  
    Yo Mamma so loose, she could be the poster girl for mud flaps!
    Last edited by troyerse; 07/23/2010 at 12:38 PM.
  17. #117  
    yo momma's so fat, when she wears red, all the kids shout "hey Kool- Aid"
  18. #118  
    YO MAMA is SO ugly, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got an apology letter from the condom factory! AH
  19. #119  
    Quote Originally Posted by dk6640 View Post
    YO MAMA is SO ugly, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got an apology letter from the condom factory! AH
    Yo mama so ugly, American Express left home without her.
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    Tu madre es un hombre grande com los manos de grasa. Elle Tiene una espalda peluda.
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