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  1. #81  
    Yo momma so skinny every time the wind blows she flies away.
  2. #82  
    Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
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  3. #83  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
    HAHA!

    Yo momma so skinny she choked on a grain of rice.
  4. #84  
    Yo Mama so fat we use here as a bridge in Lake Ontario from Rochester NY to Toronto.
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  5. #85  
    yo momma's so fat her belt size is "equator".
  6. #86  
    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    yo mama is like a door knob,,everyone takes a turn.
    Yo momma so dirty she only takes mud baths.
  7. #87  
    yo momma's so fat her blood type is "rocky road".
  8. #88  
    Yo Mama so fat, NASA uses her as a spring board to save fuel when launching rockets to the moon.
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  9. #89  
    Yo momma so fat when she steps on her scale it just says ouch.
  10. #90  
    yo momma's so fat when she backs up, she beeps.
  11. #91  
    yo momma's so cheap she checks under the bed to see if she lost any sleep.
  12. #92  
    Yo momma so fat, she had to have her ears pierced with a harpoon.
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  13. #93  
    Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
  14. #94  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
    Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
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  15. #95  
    Yo momma so ugly you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her.
  16. #96  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought Jean-Luc Picard was a french drinking game.
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    #97  
    Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down!
  18. #98  
    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
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  19. #99  
    yo momma's so ugly that when she was born the Dr. took one look at her face and her behind and said "congratulations, it's twins".
  20. #100  
    Yo momma so stank she was banned from New York for farting on the subway.
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